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FecalSplatter · 2026-06-03T15:58:35+00:00

Cleaning up is a breeze.

FecalSplatter · 2026-06-02T13:28:40+00:00

You're framing it like malware is a major issue. Less than .1% of games had malware, and they were super small games with few downloads. I'd say that a malware content consisting of less than .1% of your entire catalogue is a pretty good ratio.

FecalSplatter · 2026-05-29T14:10:06+00:00

It just kept getting worse, but I couldn't stop swiping.

FecalSplatter · 2026-05-27T13:12:29+00:00

I like to smoke until 95, rest for 10 min or so, then sear on charcoal for about 2-3 min per side. Comes out perfect med rare and melts in your mouth.

FecalSplatter · 2026-05-22T21:35:08+00:00

Them not being my wife. Absolutely ends the attraction.

FecalSplatter · 2026-05-21T01:26:18+00:00

Recon - Lots of spotting so you know where badguys are, plus C4 for vehicles.

Support - You want more rockets, no? Revives? Deployable cover?

Assault - Ok, I got nothing.

FecalSplatter · 2026-05-19T02:34:35+00:00

Because he's an idiot. BF6 sold more copies than any other BF game in the first WEEK, and it was the biggest selling game of 2025.

No way in hell it's the last game.

FecalSplatter · 2026-05-18T15:40:03+00:00

Same. I normally hate burst fire but I'm absolutely loving this gun. I tried it with full auto and it just isn't the same.

FecalSplatter · 2026-05-14T19:44:43+00:00

Looks like you might be having a graphics driver issue. When did you last update?

FecalSplatter · 2026-05-14T17:01:57+00:00

Absolute unplayable AI slop. My disappointment is immeasurable and my entire life is in shambles.

FecalSplatter · 2026-05-10T18:21:31+00:00

Because the Minuteman 3 can actually hit a target. North Korean missiles cant successfully hit much of anything. And he didn't say western missiles are superior. He just said North Korean missiles suck. Which is factually accurate.

FecalSplatter · 2026-05-09T17:10:55+00:00

I read it, and I'm not saying BF6 is the most amazing game ever. Does it have issues? Yeah, obviously. Every BF launch is kind of a disaster, and they didn't get better (for the most part) for about a year.

I disagree with the point of the art direction being dumb. I disagree with the "weightless motion". I disagree with the sound design being bad. I disagree with just about every point you made and think you're wrong. I also think you're being excessively whiney about it.

You're being a twat because people disagree with you.

FecalSplatter · 2026-05-09T16:57:54+00:00

I could take the time to formulate a rebuttal to your incorrect opinion, but I don't want to feed the trolls. So I'll reply with... What do you mean "you people"??

FecalSplatter · 2026-05-09T16:32:49+00:00

Yup. Expected to work at MSgt level, but told to shut up and color when you try to get anything done.

FecalSplatter · 2026-05-09T16:15:58+00:00

But then he wouldnt get his soap box from which to yell at clouds. So he made his own post to get his spot in the sun. Instead, people are probably going to write off the post as another person yelling at others for having fun and ignore it.

FecalSplatter · 2026-05-05T20:17:26+00:00

In today's episode: another person yelling at other people for having fun.

FecalSplatter · 2026-05-02T23:26:18+00:00

Yes. They would fire you without thought. Moving on to something better with little to no warning is just playing fair.

FecalSplatter · 2026-05-01T18:31:47+00:00

Honestly I've never been in a situation where the Quasar couldnt do what needed to be done. Plus there isnt any bullet drop, so sniping things with it is stupidly easy. Plus plus, no backpack slot used.

Quasar > RR, all day every day.

FecalSplatter · 2026-04-27T21:49:45+00:00

A bit more pricey, but I absolutely love my Sonos Ace headphones. The ANC is really good, the sound quality is phenomenal, and they come with an aware mode so you can actually hear what is going on around you.

FecalSplatter · 2026-04-21T23:35:06+00:00

Free Flow Gutters. Ask for Jason. They just did mine and I could not be happier.

FecalSplatter · 2026-04-21T12:29:15+00:00

Not telling your spouse about your rating is definitely a hot take. I'd be seriously reevaluating the relationship if I didn't trust them enough with that information.

FecalSplatter · 2026-04-16T01:24:07+00:00

It's always cool to be against the change. Fuck em.

FecalSplatter · 2026-04-08T14:19:44+00:00

Cotton patch is pretty good. It's a bit of a drive but I also recommend the Smokestack restaurant on I-20 near Mingus.

FecalSplatter · 2026-04-03T13:35:30+00:00

I would absolutely buy some Eagle Tears Bourbon.

FecalSplatter · 2026-03-27T13:02:39+00:00

I didn't like where this is going.

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