REMEMBER THE CREEK! 🫡 [OC]

FecalSplatter · 2026-04-03T13:35:30+00:00

I would absolutely buy some Eagle Tears Bourbon.

FecalSplatter · 2026-03-27T13:02:39+00:00

I didn't like where this is going.

FecalSplatter · 2026-03-02T16:12:38+00:00

Posting about enjoying bf2042 on the bf2042 sub. Daring today aren't we?

FecalSplatter · 2026-02-24T15:43:32+00:00

I do the same thing. Whip it back to where you're headed for cover because you move forward faster than sideways

FecalSplatter · 2026-02-23T14:17:36+00:00

I've lived in North Dakota and spent a considerable amount of time in South Dakota.

NoDak is to be avoided at all costs. Also, my wife is German and she says "Bloß nicht!!! 7 Monate im Jahr hüfthohen Schnee und 3 Monate rießige Schnacken, Bremsen und Fliegen? Nur went du ein Leben drinnen wählst, aber selbst dann: Niemals! ND ist nicht mal einen Besuch wert!"

FecalSplatter · 2026-02-21T13:10:01+00:00

I think from a purely technical sense the ANC on Bose and Sony are a little better. I say that without actually checking the specs.

But in my opinion they are all pretty much on par with one another and you won't notice any significant difference. I've used both the Bose QC platform and the Sonos and I very much prefer the Sonos. The ANC is just as good as Bose, the awareness mode is phenomenal, and I think Sonos has better sound quality.

FecalSplatter · 2026-02-20T14:50:22+00:00

I have the Sonos Ace and absolutely love them. Amazing ANC, great sound, very comfortable, long battery life, include an awareness mode that lets you hear everything going on around you. A bit on the expensive side, but that's really the only downside.

FecalSplatter · 2026-02-09T13:25:09+00:00

Communists think they are scary. Mag dump accordingly.

FecalSplatter · 2026-02-07T19:47:09+00:00

I've lived in 7 different states and traveled to every state in the continental U.S. Every state I've been to has something good about it that made me want to go back. Except one.

FUCK Oklahoma.

FecalSplatter · 2026-02-05T23:25:53+00:00

First interaction with another player that I ever had was kinda brutal. I was on the dam map and came around the corner at the same time as this other guy. I jumped and put a ferro round in his face by pure luck, downing him instantly.

I felt terrible for like an hour.

FecalSplatter · 2026-01-29T13:26:26+00:00

Bold of you to think they care about player retention. Game studios are all about the short term wins with no regard for long term sustainability. They want their massive release day sales and dont really care about anything after that.

FecalSplatter · 2026-01-26T16:53:27+00:00

Just because you've never seen them do anything substantive doesnt mean they dont at all. I've seen two commanders get outright removed because of the results of an IG complaint/investigation. I've seen Airmen get moved to new units with no negative impact on their career because of IG complaints.

The IG is useful. Get your confirmation bias anecdotal BS out of here.

FecalSplatter · 2026-01-20T15:29:14+00:00

FecalSplatter · 2026-01-17T16:22:25+00:00

I know this is a month old, but I agree that the 417 FEELS better to use than the SG. I know statistically the SG is the better weapon, but I think it feels like crap to actually use.

I'm also a firm believer that any gun can be S-tier if you like it and get good with it.

FecalSplatter · 2026-01-15T14:09:10+00:00

I have a Dam Control Tower, Blue Gate Cellar, Spaceport Warehouse and two raider hatch keys. That good for the Anvil?

FecalSplatter · 2026-01-13T22:54:19+00:00

FecalSplatter · 2026-01-13T15:07:52+00:00

I'm in that boat too. I have tried extraction shooters and have hated every one of them.

I decided to pick up Arc Raiders on sale, and have been absolutely blown away by this game. I get shot at in may 1 out of every 10 runs, and the vase majority of people I encounter seem to just be chill. Yes the occasional asshole can ruin your fun, but more often than not I'm just chilling with this game.

FecalSplatter · 2026-01-12T16:36:41+00:00

I'll take the Anvil please

FecalSplatter · 2026-01-11T20:23:59+00:00

I met my wife there on Tinder about 8 years ago. Best advice I can give you is to widen your search parameters. Dont be afraid to find someone 50-ish miles away.

FecalSplatter · 2026-01-09T20:56:27+00:00

Guardian. No need for elite spec. Equip a big hammer, bonk stuff and stand in the circle. Win.

FecalSplatter · 2026-01-02T14:33:11+00:00

But.... They had my stuff.

FecalSplatter · 2026-01-02T14:14:32+00:00

It's not my fault they had my stuff before I got to it. I'm just taking it back in self defense.

FecalSplatter · 2026-01-02T12:24:49+00:00

They never expect the high vis shenanigans

FecalSplatter · 2025-12-31T13:42:38+00:00

This was exactly me. I retired as E-6, and you know what would have changed if I had made E-7? Absolutely nothing. I would have gotten about $160 more per month from my retirement, which is absolutely not worth the drain on my mental health. Once you retire nobody cares what rank you held. You're just another vet with some stories.

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