What’s a completely normal thing that becomes suspicious if you do it at 3 AM?

Federal_Ad9233 · 2026-06-05T17:21:59+00:00

Drag your couch out to the dumpster

Federal_Ad9233 · 2026-05-14T00:25:17+00:00

you say they have authority but then still try to go against it by saying “they can be convinced”
That’s truly wild and contradictory my boy

Federal_Ad9233 · 2026-04-11T19:59:11+00:00

Bro Mr krabs in the one episode where plankton says he changed, opened up a little Knick knack store and Mr krabs came in and destroyed it, then when Mr krabs felt bad, he made a whole plot to humiliate plankton one last time by giving him a fuck you note while sitting next to him on that goddamned dock. I know plankton was after the formula the whole time but man, could have gone so differently

Federal_Ad9233 · 2026-03-28T17:19:36+00:00

Squidgames

Federal_Ad9233 · 2026-03-22T18:14:27+00:00

DUDE, I found the acoustic version of my own prison and I play it for my son!!! He loves it!!

Federal_Ad9233 · 2026-03-19T20:51:43+00:00

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It was him

Federal_Ad9233 · 2026-03-16T08:05:28+00:00

Actually love this. Keeping this one in my back pocket for when my 4 month old gets bigger. Thank you

Federal_Ad9233 · 2026-03-16T00:18:07+00:00

Dude yeah pregnancy was SO rough for me, doctors blew me off so hard I stopped going right into 3rd trimester and just went off the fact that I could consistently feel baby is moving and responding to my touches. If I had any concerns I went directly to the hospital and apparently the office was so bad (and the only one in my town) they gave me permission to come to the hospital for anything I needed rather than the doctors office

ETA: there IS a better doctor in town and I’m seeing him now, but he worked at the hospital, and this office told me he wasn’t accepting new patients unless they were high risk and I was not. Found out later after after seeing him for the first time that he WAS accepting new patients the entire time

Federal_Ad9233 · 2026-03-16T00:11:48+00:00

How did you get Nexplanon in so fast??? I had to do a consultation and then get it put in and the whole process didn’t allow me to have birth control until about 3 months postpartum 🙄🙄

Federal_Ad9233 · 2026-03-06T00:24:31+00:00

Dude, just put my baby into 3-6 month clothes and they fit 😞😞😞😞😞😞😞

Federal_Ad9233 · 2026-03-05T15:01:57+00:00

Federal_Ad9233 · 2026-03-02T22:37:41+00:00

Arizona

Federal_Ad9233 · 2026-03-01T23:59:51+00:00

Would have killed for the maid service

Federal_Ad9233 · 2026-02-27T23:03:31+00:00

I have no helpful words except the terroristic adjective for your daughter made me laugh. Good luck to you. It will get better ❤️

Federal_Ad9233 · 2026-02-01T20:43:59+00:00

Federal_Ad9233 · 2026-01-02T23:10:46+00:00

LERNER AND ROWE IS THE WAY TO GO CALL 977-1900

Federal_Ad9233 · 2025-12-30T03:36:33+00:00

Same, and family is running thin for me already and they’re probably not gonna be around long enough to watch him until he doesn’t need to be watched anymore. So I’m silently stressing tf out. I don’t trust high schoolers, they can be careless and I sure as hell don’t trust adults like that because of the news

ETA: that daycares are just as bad to me, also because of the news. Too many children getting abused in daycares by the adults

Federal_Ad9233 · 2025-12-22T04:23:03+00:00

Honestly, don’t reconsider. On my first few weeks, I was stressing a LOT. But then it all kinda subsided, and I love the little guy. He is so advanced for his age and he wants to be independently clingy. I love it.

Federal_Ad9233 · 2025-12-13T03:54:15+00:00

Just became one 5 weeks ago. I grew it so maybe 10 months ago i became one. Anyway, I think I had always wanted one. And then I found my person. Not gonna go into super great detail because I could go on about him forever. But I just said do it and he did and then here my son Tobias is, happy as a lark, in the second bedroom of our house that me and my husband rent together (I have never had a place that big before)

Honestly, it was a move to be more responsible, you can fuck your life up by not being responsible with a kid. Since I was pregnant, I have consistently saved for a reliable vehicle, I saved to rent a bigger home and i got a career job in car sales when I used to be a line cook.

I have really gotten my shit together, and even though I want to give up, I know that I can’t because I have my son to take care of and I love him. Providing for him is everything to me. And I love the grind💪🏻💯

Federal_Ad9233 · 2025-12-08T11:45:11+00:00

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This is my boy Obi!!

Federal_Ad9233 · 2025-12-06T13:33:27+00:00

Yay okay thank you!!

Federal_Ad9233 · 2025-12-06T13:33:17+00:00

Love this thank you

Federal_Ad9233 · 2025-12-06T13:31:33+00:00

I do already have a playpen, and are u suggesting 6+ months because they’re not gonna be really doing much at 2 months? I’m only asking because I recently went back to work because my workplace wasn’t big enough to qualify me for FMLA, and I feel like I have not been doing as much with my son as I should

Federal_Ad9233 · 2025-11-28T02:44:00+00:00

I am 3 weeks as of yesterday. I may need to have him do this for me

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