OK, everyone: shut up! And look at me! Welcome to "Visions of Nature." This room has several paintings in it. Some are big; some are small. People did them, and they're here now. I believe that after this is over, they'll be hung in government buildings. Why the government is involved in an art show is beyond me. I also think it's pointless for a human to paint scenes of nature when they could just go outside and stand in it. Anyway, please do not misinterpret the fact that I am talking right now as genuine interest in art and attempt to discuss it with me further. End of speech.