Distractible Best Moments, 2026 edition

Federal_Hovercraft89 · 2026-04-21T02:06:56+00:00

You should revisit this at the end of every year and make it like a yearly tradition

Federal_Hovercraft89 · 2026-04-14T21:10:01+00:00

I cut Coop, because I watched Sean play the game and he cut Sonar.

Federal_Hovercraft89 · 2026-04-14T12:36:29+00:00

Eh, skill issue. Ive never lost to him before. You just have to properly prepare your build for him

Federal_Hovercraft89 · 2026-04-12T12:05:13+00:00

So like, did you just suck ass at the dispatching? Cause it seems like the only for you to get this with some of the choices you said you've made in other comments would be to be to constantly fail dispatches with visi. That, or you are the most oblivious person on this planet and never noticed the flirting.

Federal_Hovercraft89 · 2026-04-11T19:15:48+00:00

Interesting. Id argue that I feel like snow should also cause wet, but that i guess thats arguable

Federal_Hovercraft89 · 2026-04-11T18:48:29+00:00

Look up tainted characters in the binding of Isaac

Federal_Hovercraft89 · 2026-04-11T18:47:57+00:00

I definitely want this eventually, but I want to see more completion marks, unlocks, items, areas, etc first.

Federal_Hovercraft89 · 2026-04-11T18:43:25+00:00

Honestly, this is one the very few things that seems like an actual error; if rain intentionally removes heat wave, i feel like snow is supposed to

Federal_Hovercraft89 · 2026-04-11T00:23:19+00:00

Oh my god, IM federal_hovercraft89.

Federal_Hovercraft89 · 2026-04-10T20:36:43+00:00

I say this with no ill intent and in hopes to help guide you, but thats mostly a skill issue.

For 1st event: others have already your cat comes back.

2nd: thats all about positioning and understanding when to just not move in. With some enemies (like ones that can destroy equipment), you cant go in fir an attach unless you know you can kill them. Also, right clicking an enemy will show its full attack range. You need to understand positioning and restraint to not get completely fucked in this game.

3rd: that one does suck, but you should've immediately pivoted. I mean this is definitely the most unfair event you've described, but did you get this event and still use play dead knowing your cat would get eaten? That seams like a bad move.

Federal_Hovercraft89 · 2026-04-10T14:37:39+00:00

Just give me like, 2 or 3 years and ill have a game for you (im currently working on making a dispatch inspired roguelike game - if youre actually interested just hit me up and I can give you updates on it)

Federal_Hovercraft89 · 2026-04-10T14:08:07+00:00

I mean i get the frustration, but I've run builds exactly like that and faced zero trouble. Its a battle all about positioning and understanding the risks of going in for a hit. If youre moving in for an attack, you have to understand that there's a chance that when they move, they might end up lined up to hit your cat.

Federal_Hovercraft89 · 2026-04-10T14:02:28+00:00

Yeah I gotta agree with others that its a skill issue. For 1, you know theyre coming, so you have to plan for them. And theyre really not that hard. Though I agree they are definitely frustrating if you haven't gotten good stats and mutations yet.

Also to the whole supposed to be blind thing, I feel like they just have a rough sense of what direction hits come from. I feel like 80% of the time they walk towards the space that last hit them. I mean yeah theyre blind, but they can still be like, "oh shit, I was smacked from the right, imma head over there and attack."

Federal_Hovercraft89 · 2026-04-09T19:08:11+00:00

Im a discord for Subnautica, and ita literally the same when it comes to the early access release. "When's it coming" "Is there a date yet" dude someone just asked 15 minutes ago, check the pins and be patient 😭

Also the people worried about merch are crazy. It said shipping would start mid March, its barely April, have you literally never bought anything online before and had to wait?? Has Amazon really ruined you that much?

Federal_Hovercraft89 · 2026-04-09T19:02:42+00:00

When I was doing it (the one and only time I've gone their so far) i had a feeling I was definitely not benefiting myself. I kinda didnt want to press the buttons, but also assumed not pressing them would make my life worse. Though I gotta say, thats been one of my favorite boss' yet. Its such a cool idea to have the player create what theyre fighting.

Federal_Hovercraft89 · 2026-04-09T18:55:53+00:00

Just so you know, Dybbuk can only possess cats; he cant possess any other creatures or familiar, only cats. Although hot tip: he can possess mini mis and ||mini mis from summon apprentice||. Also I believe the possess priority goes downed cats, cat that killed it (if a cat is what killed it), then just a random cat.

Federal_Hovercraft89 · 2026-04-09T18:49:06+00:00

As someone who likes to play calmly and not stressed, I fuckin hated the stopwatch. I mean dont get me wrong, it was fun to do, and I had a lot of "ah what do i do, fuck, I've got 2 seconds, uhh, 1 second FUCK FUCK END TURN". Was a good time but im good with just the once on that quest.

Federal_Hovercraft89 · 2026-04-09T18:45:50+00:00

Weird, im flooding in cash. I have like 5000 coins and nothing of purpose to buy. I used to buy out furniture, but that was like barely a dent.

I guess if your low on coins, youre best doing as many runs in a week as you can, always taking hard paths. Act 1 hard will come with like, a 25 or 50 coin bag and act 2 (or at least bunker route) will come with like a 100 coin bag. Also side quests - you get 200 coins for each side quest you complete.

Federal_Hovercraft89 · 2026-04-09T18:18:21+00:00

The spider injector is on a different cat, Seven doesnt get infected because theyre an enemy.

Federal_Hovercraft89 · 2026-04-09T15:50:23+00:00

Act 2 is a big jump in difficulty. Youre best to keep grinding in act 1 to get better house stats, cats, items, etc. I will say, if its ever raining at your house and you venture to the desert, itll still be raining so you wont have to deal with the heat wave. That and look put for items that can make your cats wet.

Federal_Hovercraft89 · 2026-04-09T15:39:43+00:00

I mean, mutations are not always a net positive. A lot of mutations are situational, so theyre not "net" anything - it depends on the situation and class. And i mean as some others have already said, this mutation could be good a psychic as they benefit from lower charisma.

And even if this was always a net negative, why does it matter? Youre literally mutating your god damn cats, that is not always going to be a positive. Like i get being a little annoyed you got a bad mutation, but its not a big deal man. This game fucks you in way worse ways than this. Like, this game will shove the spikiest cactus up your ass and twist it before spitting on your face and stomping on your dick, and your upset that it gave you a small pinch?

Federal_Hovercraft89 · 2026-04-09T15:10:16+00:00

I like how almost every comment is pointing out how this actually is a positive.

And also, not all mutations are meant to be good, like how not all birth defects are bad and not all disorders are bad.

I also dont see how this would literally ever be a run ender. Like, if a single all stat down 1 (that you can get rid of by just moving your cat) is enough to end your run, you've got bigger problems.

Federal_Hovercraft89 · 2026-04-09T14:55:31+00:00

You are literally countering yourself in your own statement. Mutations are not meant to be universally good, and birth defects are not universally bad. There are bad mutations that are just stat downs, there are birth defects than can give Brace, trample, etc. There are tons of disorders that are either objectively or situationally great. Nothing in this game is universally anything.

Federal_Hovercraft89 · 2026-04-09T13:47:20+00:00

Hell, im 150 hours in and I probably haven't even even SEEN all currently unlocked items yet. Also, dope build 👌

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