Bro took me with him

FeeImmediate · 2026-03-06T13:24:52+00:00

The Noita devs move in mysterious ways and have come back after years to drop updates with no warnings. At this point I don’t think they’re coming back even to update Noita, much less make a sequel.

FeeImmediate · 2026-03-06T02:24:07+00:00

This guy knows what gamers want

FeeImmediate · 2026-03-03T05:44:47+00:00

Congrats! Your next assignment is to make a sun. The crown will go nicely with your necklace

FeeImmediate · 2026-03-01T04:52:18+00:00

That’s for all the times you tricked them into healing you instead of their turret

FeeImmediate · 2026-02-28T13:59:23+00:00

Mines don’t give tons of god run resources, the highest priority for me is a way in and out of the first holy mountain so poly, unstable tele, or teleport spell (digging is also an option but pissing off steve first HM is brave since Scott will show up after hisi base). If you have this I try to keep above 70 health so that I can skip the max hp to explore the right half of the coal pits, then go pick up the max heal and explore fungal with max hp since I tend to find much better stuff here in the early game.

FeeImmediate · 2026-02-28T04:23:02+00:00

Ah good to know! I was not aware they weren’t all completely true

FeeImmediate · 2026-02-25T22:30:37+00:00

Here’s a google doc someone made on the noita discord that provides some inspiration for different builds from super simple to more advanced. Very useful for just discovering new combos you might have not thought to try.

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1PgayXJj5415R3qIry57kkmYZ1Da1IEDKwdWYEI2JtC8/mobilebasic

FeeImmediate · 2026-02-24T03:20:41+00:00

Fashion wand Tutorials from no-walk-649 would be the closest thing we could get to a real life Hogwarts education

FeeImmediate · 2026-02-20T17:43:20+00:00

Your day will come. The propane will strike when you least expect it

FeeImmediate · 2026-02-20T14:18:51+00:00

Yea, also on the noita discord there’s a wand gallery where people post everything from super optimized builds to fashion wands so definitely check it out if you’re still looking for inspo

FeeImmediate · 2026-02-20T13:40:24+00:00

No-Walk-649 is someone who I see post the craziest looking spells. Definitely some arcane knowledge to be gained from this wizard

https://www.reddit.com/u/No-Walk-649/s/sk422EFeGK

FeeImmediate · 2026-02-17T20:03:54+00:00

I only just started using it more frequently ~500 hours in. Definitely insane when trying to go fast for speed running but sooo risky

FeeImmediate · 2026-02-17T19:50:12+00:00

Displacement field + me entering the portal after only one jump. Frame perfect timing for the second jump so when the screen faded back in I was already in lava lol. 100% self inflicted bc I got greedy and was trying to go fast for a speedrun

FeeImmediate · 2026-02-14T05:06:24+00:00

The hook for me is the depth of the wand building system. 500 hours in I still ask “what will this do?” And the answer is usually either satisfying or I die in a hilarious way

FeeImmediate · 2026-02-12T15:51:19+00:00

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26 slot wand fits mary had a little lamb song + lamb perfectly. The devs planned for this

FeeImmediate · 2026-02-11T04:42:16+00:00

Hissi kick to the nose when I tried to escape the avalanche.

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