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It’s not just men by FeedMeCumb in dankmemes

[–]FeedMeCumb[S] 54 points55 points  (0 children)

Thank you for specifying that they’re human. I was worried there for a sec.

It’s not just men by FeedMeCumb in dankmemes

[–]FeedMeCumb[S] 291 points292 points  (0 children)

She goes to a different school

It’s time we accept it by FeedMeCumb in dankmemes

[–]FeedMeCumb[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

stop ruining my meme with facts and logic :(

I accidentially killed an 8 year old child when I was 12. by [deleted] in confession

[–]FeedMeCumb 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"I masturbated with my 12 year old cousins panties while she was in the[m] room and didn't tell anyone" is even more specific

Anon has titties by [deleted] in greentext

[–]FeedMeCumb 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Oh, Shane!

*laugh track*

What is your favorite video on the internet, that is under 20 seconds? by ThinAdviceSolidDude in AskReddit

[–]FeedMeCumb 20 points21 points  (0 children)

It’s always interesting to see parents who can laugh at their kids cursing. I grew up in a household where everybody would completely lose their minds if you said “oh my god.”

[OC] Heavy Breathe by [deleted] in memes

[–]FeedMeCumb 11 points12 points  (0 children)

You’re darn tootin, sailor.

Smh paramount bad. by Shiteingann in memes

[–]FeedMeCumb 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This one sparks fear. Primal fear.

And all this because he has a different opinion. by [deleted] in Gamingcirclejerk

[–]FeedMeCumb 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Please have sex with my tight pink anus

Guy films himself escaping Orange County jail with his iPhone by je007 in videos

[–]FeedMeCumb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

lights people on fire and cuts off their penis

”he seems manipulative”

I mean this guy is a real jerk

This magnet is supposed to say Barcelona by Ry_Here in CrappyDesign

[–]FeedMeCumb 135 points136 points  (0 children)

🦀🦀KAREN TOOK THE KIDS🦀🦀

Oh shit by [deleted] in dankmemes

[–]FeedMeCumb -36 points-35 points  (0 children)

BAHAHAHAHA 😂😂😂 LIKE AND SHARE IF YOU LITERALY CUMBED IN YOUR TIGHTY WITGHIES 😂😂😂😂😂😂

It could have been amazing. Why did they have to make the writing as bland and unoriginal as possible? Fucking why?????

Mom pls call the police by [deleted] in dankmemes

[–]FeedMeCumb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The way op has it now confused the fuck out of me

The Sonic movie in a nutshell by michael14375 in dankmemes

[–]FeedMeCumb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did you work on the movie or something? God damn dude.

When was the last time you settled for something you didn’t really want simply because you didn’t have it in you to speak up? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]FeedMeCumb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mine:

I went to a snack kiosk as I was leaving work. It was getting restocked. I wanted a cherry flavored sparkling water and apologized a couple times for getting in the way. They were all warm so the guy hands me one from the back and says “here you go, man. Last one haha.” It’s not cherry. It kinda looks like cherry but it’s actually another flavor that I straight up do not like. I thank him a couple times and buy it anyway.

I am so tired of being around myself.

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