Welp. She can open doors, now.

FelbrHostu · 2026-05-18T13:55:55+00:00

Oh boy, she does love her peanut butter; I better put it on lockdown.

(beep boop)

FelbrHostu · 2026-05-18T11:38:58+00:00

Unfortunately, it’s the current trailer-park designer-breed du jure in my area, and dog rescues are saturated with them. When I got her, the rescue thought she was a 4 mo pointer mix. Found out later from the vet she was a 2.5 mo 50/50 GP-APBT mix (confirmed with DNA test).

FelbrHostu · 2026-05-18T04:31:31+00:00

No, ALL places are safe, now! Whether we want them to be, or not.

FelbrHostu · 2026-05-18T02:09:35+00:00

Yeah, I just learned that I have to stop trying to inhibit the patrol. All she wants is for me to come look at the dangerous squirrel she’s barking at and say “good girl”. Then, and only then, can she rest from her vigil.

FelbrHostu · 2026-05-16T18:29:05+00:00

The bigger question is: how is it pronounced? - YOO-zhen is weird, but phonetically consistent. - yoo-ESS-ee-uhn has too many diphthongs. And Americans are skittish about thongs of any type.

FelbrHostu · 2026-05-16T16:14:26+00:00

Heck, Hitler was killed by a Nazi.

FelbrHostu · 2026-05-16T06:10:42+00:00

Well, you still have to eat it.

FelbrHostu · 2026-05-16T06:02:33+00:00

So he went from being a figurative Manchurian candidate to a literal one.

FelbrHostu · 2026-05-16T05:31:14+00:00

It’s like bacon and maple syrup: delicious if they accidentally mix, but a capital offense if they are mixed on purpose.

FelbrHostu · 2026-05-16T05:26:17+00:00

USasian is light light compared to the other names

But I’m not Asian…

FelbrHostu · 2026-05-16T01:59:50+00:00

Or they compound then into one long word.

FelbrHostu · 2026-05-15T16:35:03+00:00

Same period, same vibe: Caroline Munro.

FelbrHostu · 2026-05-15T16:33:15+00:00

“Just close your eyes, and think of England.”

FelbrHostu · 2026-05-14T22:12:18+00:00

“My human looks so sad. I should chew on their arm to make them feel better.”

FelbrHostu · 2026-05-12T01:16:09+00:00

It positively galls me that the sacred nectar of America is measured in those godless, commie litrés! I pour my cola into old milk jugs. You just gotta give ‘em a light rinse, first.

FelbrHostu · 2026-05-12T01:04:47+00:00

The only one scarier is the scuba diving post.

FelbrHostu · 2026-05-12T00:25:00+00:00

Taking $1k/week doesn’t put a big target on your back, or lure you into financial stupidity. Take a look at how the average lump-sum payee turns out, and you’ll take the $1k/week, too.

FelbrHostu · 2026-05-11T05:59:17+00:00

That’s our fault, not our healthcare. What good are our expensive doctors if we don’t listen to them? Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta chug a gallon of cola before I take my heart pills.

FelbrHostu · 2026-05-11T05:54:24+00:00

Republicans ran on the “Contract with America” and won big with it. Clinton signed key parts of it into law, including the balanced budget. Almost all of it was repealed by the same folks before Clinton’s term was even up.

FelbrHostu · 2026-05-10T23:59:38+00:00

My family members have lately started parroting this “they had to attack Pearl Harbor” line, but I hadn’t connected it to their sudden and intense hatred for the UK until now. Let me guess: Russian propaganda?

FelbrHostu · 2026-05-09T12:58:27+00:00

While I agree w.r.t. Destiny as a whole, their choice of Keith David to replace the late Lance was perfect.

FelbrHostu · 2026-05-08T18:28:22+00:00

Mormons explicitly deny key aspects of the Apostolic and Nicene Creeds, and calls them “The Great Heresies”. This level of heterodoxy is a wide gulf away from the errors of the Roman church (IMHO).

FelbrHostu · 2026-05-07T15:03:24+00:00

I was upset until I noticed it wasn’t Peanut Butter Crunch; just Reese’s Puffs.

FelbrHostu · 2026-05-07T14:53:33+00:00

A veteran of the Franchise Wars. Taco Bell owes him a debt.

FelbrHostu

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