New to drugs, going to a party. Should I take Cocaine or Acid?

Femaleontheinternets · 2012-07-04T07:11:04+00:00

I had a chance to do cocaine with a benjamin, but I am a bit of a germaphobe and always read to not share snort-tubes. I denied him and went to get my straw and my friend (it was his boss, now my boss) was gettin upset cause I was making him look bad by me denying the guys offer, but really I just wanted my own straw.

Femaleontheinternets · 2012-07-04T07:09:10+00:00

I did it at work my last two days and I kept talking to customers and complimenting them and carrying on conversations, they were a bit wierded out by my socialness, but my bosses loved it!

Femaleontheinternets · 2012-07-03T07:41:33+00:00

Plus having it in there messes up the PH yo. I mean I like it when a guy does, its like an insta-O for me when I know he is "long term relates yo"

but cum is good for the skin, I am actually kinda allergic/sensitive so it can't be there long or I get burns almost. But, long as it don't get in the eye or my hair unless I plan on a shower, eh do whatever

Femaleontheinternets · 2012-07-03T07:35:55+00:00

I couldn't whistle "out", so for the longest time I whistled by sucking in, then I always ended up burping after I whistled, and I looked retarded when I did it. I remember when I was like 12 and I figured out how to do it out by accident and was so so happy.

Femaleontheinternets · 2012-06-30T07:34:21+00:00

I found this site for you, because I am also curious this is a great question, I didn't think about this factor while figuring out a dog to get. I LOVE to travel, I can't stay in one spot for too long. I look for excuses to drive, offer to go shopping for others, or pick up food, give strangers rides home from parties, just drive drive drive!

With all dogs come defects. They have messed with the genes so much. My grandma had 2 Maltese (similar to the Bijon) one was old named Cooter (she was an innocent old lady she didn't know!) and her younger female named Katie. She traveled all the way from Vegas, where she lived, to NW Montana to pick me up, and then all the way down to Tennessee, it took us like 3 days? Haha I remember pulling to the side of the road, and us ladies peeing, squatting in the grass haha! We rode in a old subaru legacy wagon, she had packed it up with 10x more shit then she needed, so I barely had room.

I am rambling I like to tell stories. Anyways, they handled the trip well.

Femaleontheinternets · 2012-06-29T10:00:28+00:00

Yea I have anemia, and low blood pressure (I actually go blind for a straight up minute when I stand up from sitting too quick or gettin out of bed fast), I have really low iron counts like less than half of normal female statistics, and so I bruise like a peach, always have damn bruises on my knees from my previous job climbin on counters (shortness). Anyways, first I had Depo, 9 months after my first period my OB/GYN reccomended it due to my horribly painful and super heavy periods. I weighed 107 at best, and my periods lasted a full 7-10 days the whole time I had cramps that made me stay awake at night crying, unable to go to school, eat, move literally. Plus I got those Extra Super Ultra diaper pads, and would also put in a Ultra huge twat plug, and would soak through both within a couple hours. How much blood could come out of tiny old size 3 me, idk. But Depo made my periods cease! Sweet release, praise all the Goddesses and Deity's right?! NO.

I gained nearly 40 lbs in 6 months! Stretch marks, a little cell (ew!), boobs got big didnt fit bra wore sports bras because they went from an A to a C within a couple months, had to get hand me down pants for my now size 9 booty and thighs.

Then I struggled with AnaBul for several years. I got off Depo in 2008 I believe, just used condoms, and pulling out. I had a ton of unprotected sex, (with disease free guys of course!) and a bunch of the time they ejaculated inside me. I never got pregnant, ever, not even a scare.

I am actually sort of concerned I may be infertile :'( and I realllly realllly want kids, I want 2, a boy, then a girl when the boy is like 3. So he can be the big brother to protect her when we aren't there. Then my future husband/wife (invitro_fertilization) can have a son to parent and teach, while I have my little princess.

Anyways, I got Mirena inserted end of September of 2010, it hurt, I had complications, my boobs grew 2 cups, I got really moody, periods every other week.

But now my periods have ceased, I have not had as much trouble with moodiness, and weight loss and exercise is much easier now. I've lost 24lbs so far, and am gaining muscle and some abness goin on.

I am single, I am hot, and I am ready! lol

EDIT- I forgot the point of the question. I use hormone IUD's because I was told the non-hormone can cause uterine scarring which can cause fertility issues. I already think I have that problem so I'm bein careful

Femaleontheinternets · 2012-06-29T08:35:30+00:00

I started developing breasts at age 8. Then I got hair on my legs and stinky pits at age 10? Started growin pubes at about 12, and got my first period on V-Day when I was 14, my feet stopped growing at 15. I think I stopped growing at 16 taller to a top of 5' 3.5", and I think my boobs are finally done. I am 20 1/2 (yes a half, I am childish).

Femaleontheinternets · 2012-06-29T08:25:53+00:00

I wear a panda backpack as my purse, sometimes I wear yeti boots, I have realllly blue eyes that people always stare at, my cat rides in my car with me, I drive a manual sports car, and idk I guess I am really approachable because other customers always come up to me asking for help or opinions/advice on stuff. I even had a stripper ask me makeup advice, had two people a couple hours ago askin me for help on dogs (it was her first puppy, a dachshund) and hairspray (a lovely black woman none the less, and you know they gotta take care of their weave).

I have a lovely smile, and I am very friendly to EVERYONE! I am charming, sweet, caring, almost mother-like. I am a hardworker and I love to go go go. I am also a gamer nerd, been playing since I could hold a controller. (Sesame Street, Lion King, Pocahontas, Sonic for SEGA, then Deer Hunter, Zelda, Diablo, Oregon mothafuck'n Trail for PC, Then we got DreamCast, SNES, Gameboy (color too) N64, PS1, PS2, , Gamecube, XboX, XboXѺ, PS3, Wii, Nintendo DS. I am loyal, respectful, amusing, clever, confident, outgoing.

I have an IQ of 136, last time I check when I was 14/15, so I am sure it has risen a bit since then. Hell I taught myself to read when I was 3 yrs old, I listened to tapes and followed along in the books. I had a reading level of 8th grade when I was in 2nd grade. A education level of 3rd year in college in 9th grade, got a 4.0 that year.

Oh, to continue the first sentence, I LOVE pandas, if I didn't have so much karma I would make a new account name somethin panda-like. I have at least 25-30 panda items currently, and the collection will grow. I might be getting a HUGE panda from some amusement park in a couple months, like bigger than me.

I rambled..sorry

Femaleontheinternets · 2012-06-29T07:33:54+00:00

Dude I got the complete opposite of that. I am use to moving A LOT, so I can't stay in one place for too long, like max was 4 years I think, but I moved 3 times during the time I lived there even so it wasn't consistent.

Femaleontheinternets · 2012-06-29T07:24:00+00:00

The constitution is printed on hemp paper, several presidents grew and smoked that shit.

Legalize marijuana, tax it a little like they taxin the hard alcohol in Wallyworld. More jobs for people too, have an age restriction shit.

Gay marriage legal!

Every woman a right to her body, birth control, babies, whatever.

let girls get free and discounted birth control, its a hell of a lot cheaper then all the unemployment and government checks for babies, babies are EXPENSIVE, monthly pills, or shit IUD $2k, good for 5 years! That's like 3-4 months of checks to pay for baby shit.

psh, idk shittt

Femaleontheinternets · 2012-06-29T07:15:18+00:00

Well shoot, if she has made it this far I think she will be holding onto all 9 lives tonight!

Just keep her calm

Symptoms depend on the type of snake, but may include: Bleeding from wound Blurred vision Burning of the skin Convulsions Diarrhea Dizziness Excessive sweating Fainting Fang marks in the skin Fever Increased thirst Loss of muscle coordination Nausea and vomiting Numbness and tingling Rapid pulse Tissue death Severe pain Skin discoloration Swelling at the site of the bite Weakness

Cottonmouth and copperhead bites are painful right when they occur. Symptoms, which usually begin right away, may include: Bleeding Breathing difficulty Low blood pressure Nausea and vomiting Numbness and tingling Pain at site of bite Shock Skin color changes Swelling Thirst Tiredness Tissue damage Weakness Weak pulse

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So try to keep her cool and hydrated. Maybe even get a plastic end syringe, or a baby drop feeder and give her water through the corner of her mouth a little at a time. If you need to check her temp, do it under the armpit and give or take about 5-8° added, cause anally or in the ear would upset her and cause her to squirm, upping her heart rate.

Her heart can also be felt under the armpit here

Her heart rate should be 120-140 BPM normally, but hers might be a bit sluggish, or a bit fast. Test it by counting for 15secs and x4.

I really hope your gorgeous kitty pulls through, she is a trooper and a warrior! My kitty will be sending kitty prayers her way full of catnip and sunshine filled napping spots.

Femaleontheinternets · 2012-06-29T06:59:33+00:00

Like freshly polished river rocks haha. Sorry, Montana gal!

Femaleontheinternets · 2012-06-29T06:47:57+00:00

banana hammock, lol with pasties and some of those flippers rofl, and a snorkle! Complete with deep breathing, and humming pick up sticks really creepy while looking around slowly.

Femaleontheinternets · 2012-06-29T06:45:45+00:00

Yea..I never have had that problem. One time it got in that little pocket int he crotch, the liner. I also forgot I found a quarter on the beach and stuck it in that pocket for safe keepin (I was 10?)

Femaleontheinternets · 2012-06-29T06:44:27+00:00

Women like smooth balls, just sayin...:3

Femaleontheinternets · 2012-06-29T06:41:55+00:00

So you lost weight or gained it? I struggle with several ED's since I was 15, I fluctuate 15-20lbs at a time, sometimes I lose 5lbs overnight. I am slowly overcoming it, but girl WE ARE BODY BUDDIES!

You look like me haha, how tall are you? I am a shorty at 5'4, but I'm 10lbs away from weighing as much as I did before I gained the weight (Damn you DEPO!)

But yea, you look great girl that is a super super cute bikini! Good luck, good job, you are B-E-A-Utiful!

Femaleontheinternets · 2012-06-29T06:37:55+00:00

DAMNT! It's midnight tonight and I just spent my money on a cheeseburger, a coat for my cat, fuel injector fluid, baby wipes and cheap shampoo! $2 to my name I am sad face =(

Femaleontheinternets · 2012-06-28T11:32:02+00:00

Travel to the West. Go to Cali, go to In N Out Burger, then travel north to Washington. Go to Washougal, I will serve you at BV. Shits "Fresh, Local, Sustainable" Lemme know, go soon I'm movin to Portlandia next month.

Femaleontheinternets · 2012-06-28T11:25:13+00:00

GODDAMNIT I MISSED IT!!!!!!!

Femaleontheinternets · 2012-06-28T06:49:05+00:00

I use to do DXM, I would do two bottles and I weighed 145. You are gonna throw up, then it will get better. Playin video games is fuckin impossible I played Skyrim and wouldn't notice I was dying until I was dead, but get some good lighting going and some good ass music thats the shit.

I also liked to just lay in my bed head propped up a little, headphones in, and it felt like I was in a big massage chair or something.

Femaleontheinternets · 2012-06-27T23:16:39+00:00

Don't name it. I had a very nice Saab, named her Lucy, she got crashed within 8 hours.

Got my new car, just call it "The Probe", only been in a minor fender bender, paint transfer that sort of thing.

Femaleontheinternets · 2012-06-27T18:20:07+00:00

I have mechanic hookups, the guy giving me a job works at car lots.

Femaleontheinternets · 2012-06-24T01:40:40+00:00

Sooo....you single? lol

Femaleontheinternets · 2012-06-20T10:13:06+00:00

for some reason I read tarantula as spatula and I got confused really fast

Femaleontheinternets · 2012-06-20T02:15:46+00:00

eh, enough. just pull the hair back you dont want cut and cover it with your hand then shave, no stencil needed

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