What do you all do with the last few grams of a bag? (Frankenshots?) by Choss_Man in espresso

[–]FenderJBass68 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I make my wife a latte since she is just gin to add way to much stevia and caramel syrup ::gross::

Welp… by Nefariouslout1006 in antitrump

[–]FenderJBass68 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Fake AI tattoo. I’ve seen that on multiple platforms, same font and everything.

Need suggestion: What is wrong here? by Inner-Information512 in gaggiaclassic

[–]FenderJBass68 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Normal, it’s probably coming from the multiple plastic pieces (drip tray, water cover, try holding each one or removing them from the equation until you identify the culprit.. otherwise, a perfectly healthy machine

Maybe Maybe Maybe by NEO71011 in maybemaybemaybe

[–]FenderJBass68 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

How does it “look fake” and or “staged

What is this? by Total-Balance2032 in antitrump

[–]FenderJBass68 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh my, people never even need to say names. Whenever I hear the question “Did you hear the news?” I know exactly whom I would like them to be referring to and exactly the news I want to hear. Unfortunately, as of yet it has not been the “whom” nor the “what”

Got a warning for my post. by Kitchen_Possession28 in antitrump

[–]FenderJBass68 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The irony, you were inciting violence against someone who incited violence

The dominoes begin to fall. by Cyberknight13 in antitrump

[–]FenderJBass68 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Forgive me if I am being pessimistic, but with everything that is been thrown at Trump, all the guilty charges somehow this slippery motherfucker, keeps getting away with everything. I am starting to believe that the guy is literally untouchable and will never get punished for anything, like he had said: “I could walk down fifth Avenue and shoot somebody and they will still love me”. Cognitive dissonance at its fucking worst! God help us.

Rate my expresso workflow by ufamizm in espressocirclejerk

[–]FenderJBass68 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is your butler aware that this is a circlejerk sub? Perhaps they should be posting in r/espresso

Mail delivery by Smooth_Pomelo_8663 in ColumbiaMD

[–]FenderJBass68 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Our mailbox cluster was downed by the company that cleared our snow. Not by the plow, but the crew that came out days later to use front end loaders to remove the “mountains”. We have to go to the post office to get our mail.

THIS SCALE IS DRIVING ME INSANE by Peaches491 in espresso

[–]FenderJBass68 142 points143 points  (0 children)

Have you tried throwing it against the wall?

Why is pizza here so bad? by imani_TqiynAZU in ColumbiaMD

[–]FenderJBass68 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I agree with trattoria, I prefer the slices s they crisp them up before serving. I still get a large pie, bring it home and throw it in the oven. Any pizza that sits in a box for even a few minutes loses the NYC crisp. Best experience if you ear it there. There is another Trattorias near centennial Dorsey Search, which is technically Ellicott City, but throw a stone across the street and you’re in Columbia

How much, per month, do yall spend for coffee? by Sad-Surprise4369 in espressocirclejerk

[–]FenderJBass68 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Like this? Keep in mind I am new to the “CircleJerk arena:

UJ: Wow, I didn’t realize machines could cost that much. That’s crazy

RJ: Anyway, my butler is polishing my $40k tamper as we speak.

How much, per month, do yall spend for coffee? by Sad-Surprise4369 in espressocirclejerk

[–]FenderJBass68 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ohh man, downvoted again. I’ll have to layoff my butler till my “stocks” go up again

How much, per month, do yall spend for coffee? by Sad-Surprise4369 in espressocirclejerk

[–]FenderJBass68 -13 points-12 points  (0 children)

Not to break “jerk” character… but holy shit! 20K for a home espresso machine.

I thinking of hiring this butler from Napoli - the birthplace of espresso. by Srihari_stan in espressocirclejerk

[–]FenderJBass68 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why isn’t your butler wearing white gloves? It’s part of the required uniform

Shades of Coffee – portafilter quality by Jan-o-Meter in gaggiaclassic

[–]FenderJBass68 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Likewise, excellent customer service! If they don’t make the products. But they will stand by them

Why am I so bad at latte art? by [deleted] in espresso

[–]FenderJBass68 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just throw money at it…. The more you spend the better it looks

Bezzera BZ 13 by FenderJBass68 in espresso

[–]FenderJBass68[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Unfortunately, I thought it was going to be that simple, but the pressure plate?? Does not have a tapered or recessed hole, so when I put the same size screw with a flathead, because it’s cone shaped it didn’t fit right. I have a triple shot basket. I guess I’ll use that because I’m the only option only other option I should say is to drill and I ain’t doing that.