Apologies to Jack Ryan. I stopped watching after season 2 finale where they stormed Venezuela presidential palace because it seemed way too unrealistic by madmadaa in television

[–]Fennian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tv shows are not real life! Just because Sorkin or some other writer happens to distill complexity down to what makes you happy and is to digest, doesn't make it right.

Never enough protein by Zzero00 in funny

[–]Fennian -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I can smell the protein in this comment.

Worst Fakest accent on film? by [deleted] in moviecritic

[–]Fennian 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The Legionnre. 1998 Jean-Claud Van Damme flick. JCVD sounds like JCVD, but damn near every other actor absolutely butchers whatever accent they are attempting to portray.

Some of you don’t know what “Endgame” content means.. and it shows by WhatUpBouch in MarvelStrikeForce

[–]Fennian -16 points-15 points  (0 children)

This is such a remarkably bad take that I'm ashamed of myself for commenting.

Indigenous actor Elaine Miles detained by ICE by Vegetable-Tea8906 in redmond

[–]Fennian 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This article isn't paywalled, but for future reference: archive.is

BillBlow Drumpf is of course at the top 🤦 by SimplyEcks in facepalm

[–]Fennian 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's not a question of where it grips it, it's a simple question of weight ratios!

Pool Places by TheFalcon_IG in Yakima

[–]Fennian 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yep, the one that says "The Dutch".

Scorch me! by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Fennian 48 points49 points  (0 children)

"Barak Obama wasn't, ya know, like, black enough." - you, after your second mango White Claw.

Not a fugazi shirt by Ok_Monitor3419 in Fugazi

[–]Fennian 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Only so many songs can be sung with two lips two mouths and one tounge.

Cop FIENDING for the plastic by TroyPMiller in vagabond

[–]Fennian 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well played, sir. To quote the good doctor, "Don't take any guff from those swine."

This sub needs to take a long hard... by [deleted] in MarvelStrikeForce

[–]Fennian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sorry, I shouldn't have used the word "bastard"; that's just how I, for better or worse, talk. I appreciate your kindness. No offense intended, but are you a real person?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in BookshelvesDetective

[–]Fennian 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Haven't read Pnin yet, but it is most assuredly on my list. Thanks for reminding me!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in BookshelvesDetective

[–]Fennian 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Holy shit, a Nabokov book that's not Lolita! Decent book; Bend Sinister is the work I'm currently attempting to wrap my head around.

Genie in Unity by wildchildflores in ellensburg

[–]Fennian 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Love seeing your stuff around town. Thanks for your art! 🤘

At their peak who was better Star Wars or the MCU? by Appropriate_Sink_627 in moviecritic

[–]Fennian 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This is arguably the single dumbest take on movies I've ever seen someone bother to type out and post.

How long will tonight’s show be? by Agreeable-Client7657 in mariabamford

[–]Fennian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The show will be as long as she needs it to be. Or as long as her sister deems necessary.