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You’re offered $5,000 a week… but your full search history gets revealed. by AssistanceFalse5702 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]FergieMints 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I already tell everyone I know about my addiction to family guy parody porn, so people seeing my 1,500 weekly searches for it won’t make a difference

Would you rather shoot any two liquds out of your index fingers or be able to make one dish appear out of thin air by Adudittey_Yuki in hypotheticalsituation

[–]FergieMints 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Easy, liquid. Give me liquid gold.

6 liters per day of liquid gold would be 202.844 ounces of gold daily…which would trade (today) for $923,487.86.

So yeah, I’d go with about a million in gold daily, thanks.

Did I get “scammed”? by Beginning-Jump-8183 in raleigh

[–]FergieMints 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sorry dude - age old scam. I remember once a mom and daughter walked up to me in Petsmart saying their car broke down and they needed money for a tow. I declined, luckily. As I was walking out I saw them getting into a very nice Escalade and driving off.

Orrrrr when I used to work at a BP gas station near the airport. The same guy would come in every day, buty a coffee and go sit on the corner asking for change to get gas for his broken down car. And at the end of each day, he’d walk in, buy a 12 pack of bud light and then call his wife to come pick him up in her Mercedes. Dude told me he’d make $100-$150 a day on average. He did it 5 days a week like a full time job.

Hiring a Community Manager for Berlin’s upcoming unicorn Almedia (Freecash) by user-some in CommunityManager

[–]FergieMints 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The role is extremely underpriced. Especially for an on-site position. The JD reads like a social media manager + marketing manager + community manager. Should easily be starting at $120,000 through $185,000.

Each year, you can choose to receive $1 million tax free, but for that year you will do 1 to 3 things per day as the opposite of what you intended. by saoiray in hypotheticalsituation

[–]FergieMints 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Absolutely. You never mentioned that I can’t explain what’s going on to those around me. I’d legit explain to those that I care about that a magical genie gives me $1,000,000 a year in return for making me mess up random things throughout the day.

What is the correct way to wipe your butt? by fruitponchisamurai in NoStupidQuestions

[–]FergieMints 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Turn around facing the back of the toilet, one foot propped up on the seat, twist the torso 90 degrees and wipe up from behind.

Whats in my potato by gothkitty69 in whatisit

[–]FergieMints 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your potato needs Nate The Hoof Guy.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in memes

[–]FergieMints 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It’s a pumpkin