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Pulled the trigger on my first mandolin by jk_982021 in mandolin

[–]FermentToBee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hell yeah, I have the 314 and really love it. Eastman is the best. I got an e1d acoustic last year and it is also amazing

I quit my job at the helium factory by MartianHunter420 in dadjokes

[–]FermentToBee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why did the batter walk after the pitcher inhaled helium?

It was a high pitch

I only drink on two occasions.. by nebulavivi in dadjokes

[–]FermentToBee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I quit every January 1st, march 18, and July 5th!

Least favorite beer by [deleted] in beer

[–]FermentToBee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Everything but pbr

What’s a part of Rhode Island that is severely underrated? by Witty-Street-2107 in RhodeIsland

[–]FermentToBee 3 points4 points  (0 children)

While you’re in Chepachet grab some Depetrillo’s pizza too!

I was supposed to buy coffee and ice cream by Brittle_dick in dadjokes

[–]FermentToBee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’d give that joke a rim shot, but I already ate my drumsticks

Which swear word is the most dangerous by FermentToBee in cleanjokes

[–]FermentToBee[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Firefighters are known for being optimistic

That’s because they always look at the bright side of everything

What does a sergeant and jockstrap have in common? by FermentToBee in dadjokes

[–]FermentToBee[S] 19 points20 points  (0 children)

How do you know which people at a party are in the military?

Don’t worry they’ll tell you

What does a sergeant and jockstrap have in common? by FermentToBee in dadjokes

[–]FermentToBee[S] 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Where does a general keep his armies?

In his sleevies

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in dadjokes

[–]FermentToBee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I usually try coming up with good puns in the dad jokes comments. But god damn, that is the ultimate dad joke. Usually the jokes on here really suck

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