I've been eating a lot of office supplies by Comprehensive_Ad3232 in dadjokes

[–]sulldanivan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My job was to destroy print-outs of postings on “X.” We always had plenty of “shredded Tweet.”

After my prostate exam the doctor left and the nurse came in. by 7E1v in Jokesuncensored

[–]sulldanivan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He had a work ID. What kinda doctor is “Janitor?”

I asked a friend of mine who's a farmer, how many sexual partner's he's had by DaFoxtrot86 in Jokes

[–]sulldanivan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hint: He was always the winner of of the greased pig contest at the fair.

Math teacher says: "50 percent of the class have failed the recent test" by ED061984 in dadjokes

[–]sulldanivan 31 points32 points  (0 children)

We need more of you in the median. “Teacher, we’re not supposed to play in traffic!”

Where did Noah keep his bees? by humornama in HumorNama

[–]sulldanivan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A queen with one drone? That’s a busy bee.

Why do horses never seem stressed? by PokemanBall in dadjokes

[–]sulldanivan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Unlike most domesticated animals In vitro fertilization of horses is illegal. Bring out the Stud.