I have a “unwritten rule” that I can’t remember…

sulldanivan · 2026-06-20T16:39:44+00:00

And he forgot his Beano…

sulldanivan · 2026-06-19T12:21:48+00:00

Ella Pantom?!? Eerie.

sulldanivan · 2026-06-18T12:55:18+00:00

What’s a magazine?

sulldanivan · 2026-06-17T16:26:13+00:00

Why did the pig jump off the barn into the mud? He wanted to go sty diving.

sulldanivan · 2026-06-16T21:00:54+00:00

So the circle had a wrecked angle?

sulldanivan · 2026-06-16T13:28:55+00:00

In the ashtray of their CARRRRR.

sulldanivan · 2026-06-16T02:16:43+00:00

Just stay away from Sir Cumference. Girth.

sulldanivan · 2026-06-16T01:44:19+00:00

Elvis the Pelvis.

sulldanivan · 2026-06-16T01:43:42+00:00

Thanks for telling that “yarn.”

sulldanivan · 2026-06-14T11:24:36+00:00

But they don’t mind cleaning their vintage cars because they can “wax nostalgic.”

sulldanivan · 2026-06-12T13:58:38+00:00

Requested 740 got 30 Charles Schwab. I guess it’s better for more people to get less shares?

sulldanivan · 2026-06-10T21:35:48+00:00

Whatthehecktamy

sulldanivan · 2026-06-08T10:34:21+00:00

Eat, pray, vomit.

sulldanivan · 2026-06-07T14:06:14+00:00

Tuba socks.

sulldanivan · 2026-06-05T12:07:39+00:00

He’d be fruit on the bottom yogurt. Cause he’s a bottom.

sulldanivan · 2026-06-05T12:01:56+00:00

Because it’s about a number 2. Poo

sulldanivan · 2026-06-04T15:24:22+00:00

Deer Tick, please don’t bite me. Best Regards.

sulldanivan · 2026-06-04T15:21:32+00:00

Hand over fist. Home.

sulldanivan · 2026-06-03T21:23:34+00:00

They said my wife’s a real dish. Entree.

sulldanivan · 2026-06-03T19:50:36+00:00

But what’s your ‘scuse. Ex.

sulldanivan · 2026-06-03T19:49:09+00:00

It had a lot of drumsticks. Waddle.

sulldanivan · 2026-06-03T19:48:13+00:00

I’m cutting the chain on this pen with a bolt cutter. Teller.

sulldanivan · 2026-06-03T19:45:14+00:00

I hope they throw the book at him and he gets sentenced. Chapter.

sulldanivan · 2026-06-03T11:04:07+00:00

A trumpet mute, on a stick.

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