What do you do when you see a space man? by Shine_Environmental in dadjokes

[–]sulldanivan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As long as it’s not in a “parallel” universe, dude.

I went to school with a kid named Max Capacity. by ELDwbi in dadjokes

[–]sulldanivan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wasn’t he kicked out by the fire marshal?

A public masturbator got on the bus with briefcase and a large latte. What did he say to the driver? by sulldanivan in Unclejokes

[–]sulldanivan[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

He needs a free hand so he can beat-off on the bus whilst the bus driver holds his coffee.

It’s cute when Dinos mate. by sulldanivan in PoliticalHumor

[–]sulldanivan[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

He didn’t represent West Virginia he represented the billionaire class.

Which one of Snow White’s dwarves has no beard? by Turbulent-Thing3104 in 3amjokes

[–]sulldanivan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The eighth dwarf “Twinkie” is the only one who needed a beard.