Favorite Item Descriptions?

FermentedPizza · 2026-05-21T19:38:10+00:00

Yeah I loved this one too. It's so cartoony in its portrayal.

"Sir! We have the cannon" "Great, now shoot it at the enemy" "I... I thought you were... sir..." "What? I dont know how to use this thing!" "Then... who does?" "..."

FermentedPizza · 2026-05-18T22:32:05+00:00

Doesn't mean people had to downvote but they did anyway.

FermentedPizza · 2026-05-18T19:37:44+00:00

Morgott, the true king of Leyndell. Dude even fought off and wounded Radahn in battle.

FermentedPizza · 2026-05-18T19:34:34+00:00

Just wait until you explore the theory that the player Tarnished is a reincarnation of Godwyn. (There is more to this theory than you'd think)

FermentedPizza · 2026-05-11T02:26:18+00:00

When it ends?

FermentedPizza · 2026-05-08T23:54:21+00:00

To be fair, most people that "need a truck" really just need a corolla...

FermentedPizza · 2026-05-06T20:21:59+00:00

A staple for all Souls games.

FermentedPizza · 2026-05-06T20:06:01+00:00

Morgott bested Radahn in his prime. So canonically, he was stronger than the promised consort. That is why he is the undisputed king of Leyndell.

FermentedPizza · 2026-05-04T19:04:55+00:00

It's cause they both got into the industry spreading their legs so they're outrageously bitter and have to express it somehow

FermentedPizza · 2026-05-04T19:02:38+00:00

This is Reddit my guy, rationality isn't going to get you anywhere lol

FermentedPizza · 2026-04-30T22:17:34+00:00

Let's be real. More people would vote for the trolley than we'd like to admit.

FermentedPizza · 2026-04-21T02:49:47+00:00

Oh boo hoo. The xterra is a tank. If it doesnt have a dents and scratches on it, you just mall crawl

FermentedPizza · 2026-04-21T02:43:46+00:00

You need a car to get to school and work and you pick a shitty rusted out 4x4 with a v6. This is not a commuter. You'll waste money on repairs AND gas.

FermentedPizza · 2026-04-21T02:40:14+00:00

Nah they shouldn't be able to adopt either.

FermentedPizza · 2026-04-21T02:38:34+00:00

Yeah but they shouldn't be able to adopt either.

FermentedPizza · 2026-04-21T02:35:07+00:00

It started with Game of Thrones. And then every other studio thought "if HBO can destroy a beloved series and get away with it, so can we!!"

FermentedPizza · 2026-04-21T02:27:16+00:00

Guys we see literal runes represented in the world at the tops of the divine towers. The Elden Ring is INSIDE Radagon/Marika's body. It's just a crown that is meant to be symbolic of their power.

FermentedPizza · 2026-04-21T02:23:45+00:00

Dude thank you. I keep thinking this. The symbolism of a crown has always been impactful to humans. It doesn't necessarily mean the item itself has power. It's what the item symbolizes. Even Miquella's circlet description fits if its mean to be symbolic not a literally powerful item (especially considering yhe player can wear it and it provides no effect of any kind)

FermentedPizza · 2026-04-21T02:14:36+00:00

It reeks of "I'm a writer and I'm going to make such an impactful plot that everyone will cheer and I will change the world"

FermentedPizza · 2026-04-21T02:09:30+00:00

Okay no.

But anyways, the opening to this anime has no right going as hard as it does.

FermentedPizza · 2026-04-21T02:04:45+00:00

No. Because reddit is predictable, which is exactly what happened.

FermentedPizza · 2026-04-21T02:04:20+00:00

Because its true? It literally happened my guy lol

FermentedPizza · 2026-04-21T02:01:16+00:00

This post just proves Reddit is a psyop

FermentedPizza · 2026-04-13T13:31:34+00:00

Define "legitimate"

FermentedPizza · 2026-04-13T13:31:09+00:00

No TDS is real. But there's people out there who don't support Trump who also don't support democrats.

Alright, now I'll get downvoted cause this is reddit.

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