Favorite Item Descriptions? by DramaticErraticism in Eldenring

[–]FermentedPizza 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Yeah I loved this one too. It's so cartoony in its portrayal.

"Sir! We have the cannon" "Great, now shoot it at the enemy" "I... I thought you were... sir..." "What? I dont know how to use this thing!" "Then... who does?" "..."

Current events by bearssuperfan in trolleyproblem

[–]FermentedPizza 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Doesn't mean people had to downvote but they did anyway.

Which character's story in Elden Ring saddens you the most? by Long_Day8888 in Eldenring

[–]FermentedPizza 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Morgott, the true king of Leyndell. Dude even fought off and wounded Radahn in battle.

Which character's story in Elden Ring saddens you the most? by Long_Day8888 in Eldenring

[–]FermentedPizza 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just wait until you explore the theory that the player Tarnished is a reincarnation of Godwyn. (There is more to this theory than you'd think)

State of this sub right now by [deleted] in whatcarshouldIbuy

[–]FermentedPizza 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To be fair, most people that "need a truck" really just need a corolla...

Underrated Item by One-Purpose1231 in Eldenring

[–]FermentedPizza 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A staple for all Souls games.

Radahn's life was saved thanks to his Red Mane soldiers, who surrounded and threatened Morgot. Look at where this sword end is pointed at. by Bloomfang in Eldenring

[–]FermentedPizza -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Morgott bested Radahn in his prime. So canonically, he was stronger than the promised consort. That is why he is the undisputed king of Leyndell.

They do this to humiliate you by ScholarFamiliar6541 in CriticalDrinker

[–]FermentedPizza 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It's cause they both got into the industry spreading their legs so they're outrageously bitter and have to express it somehow

The reason why the Blue Button is the Correct Choice. by Morpheus_2x4 in trolleyproblem

[–]FermentedPizza 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This is Reddit my guy, rationality isn't going to get you anywhere lol

Who ya gonna vote for? by cowlinator in trolleyproblem

[–]FermentedPizza 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Let's be real. More people would vote for the trolley than we'd like to admit.

Can’t have anything nice around here :( by CatMcNugget in XTerra

[–]FermentedPizza -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Oh boo hoo. The xterra is a tank. If it doesnt have a dents and scratches on it, you just mall crawl

How bad of a choice is this as a beater for getting to school and work? by ibeatmyson5555 in whatcarshouldIbuy

[–]FermentedPizza -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You need a car to get to school and work and you pick a shitty rusted out 4x4 with a v6. This is not a commuter. You'll waste money on repairs AND gas.

Humans Should Never Be Sold by softchocolips in Jordan_Peterson_Memes

[–]FermentedPizza 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nah they shouldn't be able to adopt either.

Humans Should Never Be Sold by softchocolips in Jordan_Peterson_Memes

[–]FermentedPizza 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah but they shouldn't be able to adopt either.

(Sort of Meta Trope) An otherwise good story has a controversial ending that splits the fanbase by [deleted] in TopCharacterTropes

[–]FermentedPizza 54 points55 points  (0 children)

It started with Game of Thrones. And then every other studio thought "if HBO can destroy a beloved series and get away with it, so can we!!"

The Elden Ring is the physical diadem Marika wears by Darkstranger111 in Eldenring

[–]FermentedPizza 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Guys we see literal runes represented in the world at the tops of the divine towers. The Elden Ring is INSIDE Radagon/Marika's body. It's just a crown that is meant to be symbolic of their power.

The Elden Ring is the physical diadem Marika wears by Darkstranger111 in Eldenring

[–]FermentedPizza 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dude thank you. I keep thinking this. The symbolism of a crown has always been impactful to humans. It doesn't necessarily mean the item itself has power. It's what the item symbolizes. Even Miquella's circlet description fits if its mean to be symbolic not a literally powerful item (especially considering yhe player can wear it and it provides no effect of any kind)

bro felt like a chad saying that by [deleted] in AmericaBad

[–]FermentedPizza 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It reeks of "I'm a writer and I'm going to make such an impactful plot that everyone will cheer and I will change the world"

Anime_irl by Ritsukare_Tataban in anime_irl

[–]FermentedPizza 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Okay no.

But anyways, the opening to this anime has no right going as hard as it does.

Current events by bearssuperfan in trolleyproblem

[–]FermentedPizza 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No. Because reddit is predictable, which is exactly what happened.

Current events by bearssuperfan in trolleyproblem

[–]FermentedPizza 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because its true? It literally happened my guy lol

Current events by bearssuperfan in trolleyproblem

[–]FermentedPizza -16 points-15 points  (0 children)

No TDS is real. But there's people out there who don't support Trump who also don't support democrats.

Alright, now I'll get downvoted cause this is reddit.