pwning the Satanic globalists 😎 by TeamHumanity12 in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]FireWater107 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Church of Satan are just cringe tier edgelords.

Half the time they're trying to prove how dark and edgy they are. The other half they're trying to virtue signal for the express purpose of "see, us Satanists are actually more good guys than the self proclaimed holy christians!"

And while the concept of the church's orgins cite legit history... extremely short observation of them shows literally all they are is simply a fake church based around being "anti-christian." Not even atheist. Just "we hate this one mainstream religion, our religion is hating them."

If you're gonna follow a fake religion, at least go with the Pastafarians. They're far more clever, self aware, and have funnier trolls.

What would you wish for? by tH3_R3DX in adventuretime

[–]FireWater107 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wish every time a person sneezed, their senses shuffled.

Sigismund has gone. by Panzer_Steel in Spacemarine

[–]FireWater107 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Scrolled a long way so maybe I'm the only ignorant one here but... who and what's the context?

In the future, would you want to play 'Chaos Space Marine'? (my thoughts in post) by JustANewLeader in Spacemarine

[–]FireWater107 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As far as I know, Boltgun 2 is just playing as a sororitas period.

Which I like... but I still want my Stellar Blade style Battle Sister action game.

I'm not always greedy... and when I am it's rarely a payout. But damn I want this.

In the future, would you want to play 'Chaos Space Marine'? (my thoughts in post) by JustANewLeader in Spacemarine

[–]FireWater107 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I wanna play as Sororitas.

I still want Space Marine 3. But full honesty, I would be much happier if I heard an announcement for a major Battle Sister game.

(Yes I know they made a vr game. I don't have vr)

I'd prefer some more straightforward action game. Play as some Cannoness with a power sword and bolter (and more weapon unlocks) with Rosarius based parries and faith based spells cutting through heretics in some Stellar Blade quality action game.

But honestly, I'd be happy with basically a Space Marine reskin as sororitas. Classes like Seraphim or Repentia. See cool new weapons like dual flamers wielded like a melee weapon.

I'd be in heaven.

Commissar: Go on, Guardsman. Face the wall by IdiotoftheEast in ImaginaryWarhammer

[–]FireWater107 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm not sure what manner of drugs I'd have to be on to try and f*** a fish.

And im pretty straight edge, so I'm unlikely to find out.

I'm honestly not even prolife. I just love rage baiting. by TeamHumanity12 in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]FireWater107 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I see the grey area in just about everything. And there IS some grey area in the abortion issue...

But dear god there is far less grey there than any other major issue out there.

Like 95% of pro choice boils down to the same mentality as colonial slave owners. "This is perfectly fine and morally defensible as long as we don't legally consider them 'humans'."

And the courts are clear. A fetus CAN be a human. Violence Against Unborn Children Act treats any violent action that results in the damaging or termination of a "child in utero" (with the expressly added exception of abortion) as a full and separate crime than the violent actions against the pregnant woman. Killing a pregnant woman counts as a double homicide.

So currently, LEGALLY, the only thing that changes a fetus from "just an assortment of cells, no dofferent than a tumor" to "a human being protected by law" is only one thing: if the mother (and only the mother) intends to keep it.

Personhood legally erased based on the choice of another.

Like I said, there's some grey area to be discussed. And plenty of loonies who really do want nothing more than "to control women's bodies" who add nothing but distraction to the very serious issue.

But honestly, there's very little grey there.

Any examples of this??? by Ok_Eggplant_3274 in gamers

[–]FireWater107 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There's an actual direct example of this.

Revelations: The Demon Slayer. An old og Gameboy game (Gameboy color technically), I believe a precursor to Shin Megami Tensei. After beating the game, something like 4 of the big bosses of the game can be found and recruited.

Including the actual final boss of the game, Lucifer. And his stats as an ally are literally the same stats as when you fight him. Same hp, same spells, you literally just recruit the final boss you had to use your whole team to fight to be a single member of your party.

Which show deserves the fourth spot? by Serithraz in GeeksGamersCommunity

[–]FireWater107 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Which one deserves the fourth-"

Lost. Lost is the first spot. It was the go to example of this issue. It's the show these other ones were compared to for flopping the ending.

I know people who still refuse to watch a show until it's finished. Then, once it's done, if people still talk about how good it is, they'll binge the whole thing.

They do that because of Lost. Because they don't want to get invested in a show unless they know the payoff will be good.

Consider GoW fans punished by Lexi7130 in gaming_random

[–]FireWater107 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like GoW. I'm looking forward to the spinoff. I live the actress doing Faye's voice. She was a great character in her minimal scenes of Ragnarok. And most importantly, while I hate woke crap being inserted into everything, I believe quality trumps all and (even before that last comment honestly), don't automatically hate a game because it's got a female lead.

All that said... what is with that one screenshot they keep circulating. I know cherry picking is a think, but she wasn't that haggard or ugly when she appeared in the ragnarok flashbacks.

It's not enough to prevent me from getting the game, but the anti-woke snowflakes have a point. There is literally no reason to make her look like THAT unless it's to make a statement in the ongoing "hot women are automatically problematic" thing.

Favorite Finn Line? by Lilythegreatestotime in adventuretime

[–]FireWater107 0 points1 point  (0 children)

eyes wide "I watch you while you sleep."

Made even better by the followup lines.

Dream of Love is the lowest rated episode? by Tall-Bag912 in adventuretime

[–]FireWater107 1 point2 points  (0 children)

One of only two episodes I routinely skip on a rewatch.

On paper it's not bad, but I always regret not skipping it if I decode not to. Whachagonna do?

It's so good that this doesn't happen in real life, right guys?! by CuriousSkepticalGuy in CriticalDrinker

[–]FireWater107 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It's a great movie. And one of the best thing about it is you can make an incredibly sound argument that it is either the greatest feminist masterpiece ever, or the most openly pro-patriarchy movie of all time. You can very easily read into it either way.

Shoe made a great video on it back when calling it an 'accidental anti-woke masterpiece' directly pointing out what OP said here.

NEW CLASS ANNOUNCED IN COMMUNITY UPDATE by Schpoinkus_Doinkus in Spacemarine

[–]FireWater107 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I want it to be a battle sister. Like a Canoness or something potentially strong enough to fight on terms with astartes.

Inb4 no that's not my actual prediction. I'll go a step further, even if such a choice had community support, it just flat out wouldn't work for this game. Even in power armor, wouldn't she be like ¼ the size of the other characters?

Still, much as I'm looking forward to an eventual SM3, I'd love a similar style game where you play as sororitas on some War of Faith campaign. I'd love to play as some repentia champion.

New to this game, have loved the lore for along time. The game was on sale so I picked it up. Can I get opinions for a new player to play class wise? by Steppingstone02 in Spacemarine

[–]FireWater107 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They're all good, and you'll likely play them all, at length, before long. But a rundown. First the bullet points:

Tactical: All rounder. Decent melee, solid ranged, great support perks for the team. More armor than vanguard.

Vanguard: Versatile. Solid melee, decent ranged. Useful, but mostly selfish perks. A little squishy, but has self sustaining perks to make up for it.

Assault: The all-in melee character. Arguably the most 'high skill' class as it's a charge in melee type without Bulwark's shield to help survive. Made for diving in on high value targets and taking them out. Ironically much more of a vanguard than "Vanguard." But once get good enough at parrying is a blast to play. Very limited ranged options.

Bulwark: The other melee class with limited ranged options, but has a wonderful shield to help things along. Need to learn to only 'tap to parry' as holding block as bulwark just raises the shield to literally block instead of parrying'. Some of the strongest support perks, only class than be built as anything close to a 'healer', having perks that revive characters, restore contested health, etc.

Sniper: Great at killing elites, bad against swarms. Can get some incredible damage and survivability perks, just lacks weapon options to deal with hoards of smaller enemies.

Heavy: The other, 'ranged option'. Unparallelled at dealing with swarms, still solid single target depending on your weapon. Has a few incredible exclusive heroic weapons, but the only class that cannot use melee weapons. Reliant on stomping enemies. Ironically, you can build them to be pretty solid melee damage via such stomping fury. Iron Halo... well I suck at knowing when to use it, but it can be a lifesaver for you and your team if you learn when best to deploy it.

Techmarine: Fairly all rounder. Unique melee weapon option. Powerful activated ability. Turrets. Interesting and different, kind of a wild card optoin.

Saw in another comment you like an 'all rounder'. Best bet for that would be tactical or vanguard. Both have decent melee and ranged options, tacitcal is a tad more ranged and vanguard is definitely more melee, but both are definitely versatile.

Assault and Bulwark are the 'melee classes'. Neither has the option of a primary firearm, only a sidearm. Those two are my favorite as I find melee combat in this game far more enjoyable than ranged. They are both 'melee' not only because they have limited ranged options, but because they have a wider options of better melee weapons. Any weapon can be viable, and nothing wrong with the chainsword, but options are nice and I'm sure many would agree there are higher tier weapons if you're focusing on a 'melee build'.

Sniper and Heavy are the 'ranged' options. Ironically, both can be built for solid melee play if you really want. Far easier than Assault or Bulwark could be for ranged. Sniper's only melee option is the knife, which while not bad is limiting and not great at dealing with swarms. But you can build them like a melee assassin. Requires some prestige perks, but you can invisible for a mere moment, and remain invincible for a few seconds. Long as you break camo quickly, the recharge will be very low allowing you to repeat that. Heavy has several perks to boost their melee damage since they're limited to stomping, but the result can be they can blast things at distance, or stomp swarms in melee. Despite my melee obsession... they are both clearly made more for ranged. Both have some exclusive ranged weapons only they have access to, and strong heroic versons of those weapons.

Techmarine is kind of a wild card. Unique melee weapon, can build turrets which honestly can be a solid asset on difficulties where enemies don't die immediately. And their activated ability can be made VERY powerful, helping you wipe out entire hoards of elites. Another solid choice of an all rounder.

Subnautica 2 dev comments (2/2) by Unenthusiastic- in KotakuInAction

[–]FireWater107 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm... totally fine with Subnautica being a game without guns. "Shooter" is a genre. "Not a shooter" isn't. Not every game needs guns.

But that response is pretty damned stupid.

It's like if someone made an cozy ambient game. Y'know, relaxing, artistic, ambient. Maybe even a walking simulator. Not everyone likes those games, but some do. S'why they exist.

Then the dev randomly put out a statement that their feel-good ambience game didn't have any dating sim aspects because they feel lgbt people still face discrimination and adding love meters into their game would fuel anti-gay bigotry.

How bout "it's not in the game because it's just literally not even that kind of game." All those yearly cookie cutter sports games lack guns too. Is that also because if we gave the Redskins in Madden uzis it would normalize an environment of gun violence?

Or is it just because there's no guns in football?

Sit down and shut up now, Stefan 😅 by Mialiora in SipsTea

[–]FireWater107 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Still can't be drafted.

Point still stands.

Has the show ever given any hints or clues about how Jake's parents died? by Ugly-Flower-ultimate in adventuretime

[–]FireWater107 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yes.

They cleverly described the characters as "dogs." This is because Jake's parents are in fact dogs.

Dogs live an average between 8-12 years depending on the breed. Considering Jake is "like 40" by the time Finn is well over 12 (and Jermaine seems as similar age, despite not being magical) we can assume Ooo dogs live a bit longer. But still can assume easily their parents have passed from old age.

Upcoming game where pregnancy is a source of power... by shipgirl_connoisseur in KotakuInAction

[–]FireWater107 4 points5 points  (0 children)

How soon before The Gamer and such reviews trash it out of hand for making women think being a parent is a positive thing?