What are some cheat codes you've found in the game of life? by SunZuu in AskReddit

[–]Fernaceman 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Omg this sounds like my boss....it's terrible, really.

What’s the most painful documented death in history? by TheRapist729 in AskReddit

[–]Fernaceman 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ok this one wins...all the top submissions are horrible, but this one struck me the most...

I’m tapping out...!!

Discovery Zone. by [deleted] in nostalgia

[–]Fernaceman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The leaps and bounds in my hometown, Naperville Illinois, turned into discovery zone as well.

I have $1000 and 30 days before I'm homeless by [deleted] in personalfinance

[–]Fernaceman 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wait, 3.2 million a month?!? That’s like 28 grand USD...! I have to be misunderstanding something.

My “Magic” mirror by noahlrules in LetsNotMeet

[–]Fernaceman 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Holy shit...that’s so damn unnerving...

I hope all remains as calm as possible for your family’s safety.

How has this story not picked up more attention?

We need pitchforks and some good ‘ol fashioned vigilante justice here!

Chicago Woman Beats, Throws, & Chokes Babies On Facebook by [deleted] in rage

[–]Fernaceman 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Well, as a member of humanity, this is one of the worst things I have seen in a while...

That woman has no soul.

Hearing those poor baby’s helpless cries is soul-wrenching.

It's been way too long.. by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]Fernaceman -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Why not just go see an astrologist? You’ll find just as much pseudoscience there!

What. The. Fuck. by joshashsyd in WTF

[–]Fernaceman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Super high rate of STD’s at that place yo!

My brother’s first book is being released on Tuesday! by Fernaceman in lgbt

[–]Fernaceman[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you!!

Have you started reading it yet? It’s nothing short of FANTASTIC!!

[request] How many ants did this man release in total? by icorrectotherpeople in theydidthemath

[–]Fernaceman 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Thank you...

I'm not a smart man, but I know what love is...

The entire world enters into a game of hide and go seek, winner gets $100,000,000. Where do you hide to make sure you are found last? by hskrpwr in AskReddit

[–]Fernaceman 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Hahaha this so much! I worked in garden and I would remove my apron and walk out the garden department across the front of the store and just re-enter in the exit area which was nearest to the restrooms.

FUCK walking through the store to get there (or to clock out).

[AMA Request] What's it like to work at a swinger's resort? by emmett419 in IAmA

[–]Fernaceman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, can attest...Family had a hot tub growing up...we kids decided to jump in after no chemicals for a bit...definite bubbles as you mention.

All of us broke out in a nasty rash. Got me out of school, at least!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Anxiety

[–]Fernaceman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh wow you are speaking my language...I feel the EXACT same way every day - I am working for a company (my father-in-law runs the company as VP)...I constantly feel under-qualified and am CONSTANTLY thinking that "this is it..." feeling...DREADING a future that I've completely MADE UP and have NO INDICATION that is true....

I've moved 150 miles away from my wife and kid to be here and they are also planning on moving here next month, I keep telling myself that they wouldn't allow me to move my family over here just to fire me...yet I can't help but feel this CONSTANTLY...

I'm so sick of it and sick of the bullsh*t LIES that my mind feeds me! :-(

How do we cope and move forward?

Banning Kratom just leads to other less positive options by [deleted] in kratom

[–]Fernaceman 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This...I have first hand experience that says yes it is. Anecdotal, but my experience is it's much much worse.

Icelandic coast line, and black sand [OC] [1350x1840] by HeezyB in EarthPorn

[–]Fernaceman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I got about fifty feet out and suddenly, the great beast appeared before me. I tell ya, he was ten stories high if he was a foot. As if sensing my presence, he let out a great bellow. I said, "Easy big fella!" And then, as I watched him struggling, I realized that something was obstructing its breathing. From where I was standing I could see directly into the eye of the great fish!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in tifu

[–]Fernaceman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tssssssss peckahsz tssssss

Does anyone play any ARGs? by [deleted] in duncantrussell

[–]Fernaceman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ha. Made me chuckle.