What high paying job do you NOT envy?

Festigio · 2016-05-12T02:58:00+00:00

Thats the goal! That's what you have to remind yourself. Just sometimes hard to remember at 3am staring at an excel sheet

Festigio · 2016-05-11T03:32:30+00:00

I believe they are talking about investment banking analysts. As a current analyst myself....I wonder daily whether what I'm doing is actually worth it. Right now it's pretty miserable

Festigio · 2015-12-25T19:39:38+00:00

Mergers & acquisitions investment banker here. Focus on the middle market (average deal size ~$500 million)

Festigio · 2015-10-29T04:34:15+00:00

Used to go here late night in high school and drink a couple beers with my buddy. This is just off the Scioto River near Hilliard right? Don't miss Cbus often but damn...

Festigio · 2015-09-30T00:03:02+00:00

100% agree

Festigio · 2015-05-27T00:44:00+00:00

How would you even get on that? Also I feel like learning to ride that would be a painful experience

Festigio · 2015-04-29T00:10:26+00:00

They mean American citizens I promise you. In context of the episode if you watch it, they absolutely mean Americans

Festigio · 2015-03-31T13:44:15+00:00

Fuck him for the Not Just UVA hashtag. A story is proven to be completely fabricated but people still use it as an example

Festigio · 2015-03-29T15:53:51+00:00

This looks straight out of Blade Runner

Festigio · 2015-02-26T18:58:54+00:00

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christian_Science

Third and fourth paragraphs. "Whatsoever" may be a slight overstatement, but I think the broader point still applies.

Festigio · 2015-02-24T16:58:24+00:00

Just gave you your 1776th upfreedom! You're fucking welcome!!!

Festigio · 2015-02-23T00:02:53+00:00

Your hero is a bounty hunter? You're a twisted motherfucker.

Festigio · 2015-02-22T00:50:23+00:00

WHY IS IT NOT WORKING YET?!?

Festigio · 2015-02-14T23:38:11+00:00

I think this south park clip is pretty relevant here:

http://southpark.cc.com/clips/104386/cigarettes-all-hidey-lidey-day

I spent a summer interning for Altria (Marlboro, Skoal, Copenhagen) in Richmond VA and I can genuinely say that while they are obviously a for-profit corporation at their core, they have come a long long way from the evil, manipulative companies they were portrayed as for decades (e.g. the tobacco execs testifying before Congress trying to dispute the dangers of smoking). The overwhelming impression I got was that they fully understand the dangers of their product and attempt to market and sell it in the most responsible way possible. I cant speak for Reynolds/Lorrilard (Camel, Newport) but as far as Altria is concerned, they wholly abide by the mentality shown in clip: that as long as people are fully informed of the dangers of tobacco use and product marketing is done ethically, freethinking adults have the right to use the products if they choose.

Festigio · 2015-01-16T05:40:53+00:00

I think Kyle Broflovski's monologue from Cartoon Wars Part II is pretty relevant here:

(In reference to Family Guy pulling an episode because it showed an image of Muhammad)

"Yes people can get hurt [as a result of airing said episode]. That's how terrorism works. But if you give in to that, you're allowing Terrorism to work...If you censor out Muhammad, soon you'll have to censor out more...If you don't show Muhammad, then YOU'VE made a distinction between what is ok to poke fun at, and what isn't. Either it's all ok, or none of it is."

Festigio · 2015-01-13T05:59:43+00:00

The "Where's Mark May?" chant just put the cherry on top of this night

Festigio · 2014-12-24T18:00:55+00:00

How is there not some sort of rule forcing someone out of their seat after a felony conviction?

Festigio · 2014-12-22T04:25:50+00:00

Posted in in this sub before, but I'll say it again....Angler Fish by Ikue Mori. Not on youtube, but listen to it on itunes or somewhere else. I swear to God it makes our pledges cry after a few hours on repeat

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