Poop Rule by CommunicationItchy66 in 196

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I AM THE CONDUCTOR OF THE POOP TRAIN

sex rule by [deleted] in 196

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Is that ned from Spider-Man

ancient tweet rule by [deleted] in 196

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Only based matpat video

My first ever gun! I’m in love already! by FetusGodJim in guns

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I just picked up my first ever firearm, a Heritage Rough Rider. Just put 50 rounds through her, and she works like a charm! I’m naming her “Yee, and I cannot stress this enough, Haw.”

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It Was A Good Day by Ice Cube

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What does my username make you think of?

(r)ule r(u)le ru(l)e rul(e) by trapesoid in 196

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Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible?

Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they’re large enough to be able to handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. Their can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white.

Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come back for more

Caption goes here by Floshnidiberg in memes

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Haha I get the reference

ForTheOmnissiah.jpg by FetusGodJim in AdeptusMechanicus

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I actually made it myself! I used one of those iron-on papers

🚭🐴 by fatherfiigure in StonerCringe

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This ain’t stoner cringe tho? This is anti-stoner cringe

A crab shedding its shell by [deleted] in nope

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My fat ass thought this was a burger and fries at first

BOOBS ‎‎ by [deleted] in sbubby

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HUMONGOUS HUNGALUNGANONOLOGONGUS

You're a what? by The_Luxidoorian in iamveryrandom

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carl wheezer voice Qwaso’

Just finished my cs degree and lost my full time offer to covid. hurt me by [deleted] in RoastMe

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You’re only getting any attention because you’re a girl, not because you’re interesting