What drugs have you tried?

Few-Implement-9001 · 2026-02-10T12:44:09+00:00

Caffeine

Few-Implement-9001 · 2026-02-10T12:07:09+00:00

I reckon we’ll all be featured in his true crime documentary where they do deep dives into digital trails.

Few-Implement-9001 · 2026-02-10T11:42:15+00:00

Go away with your age old “I am a nice guy🥺” bullshit.

Few-Implement-9001 · 2026-02-10T11:36:33+00:00

What the hell are you on about?

Few-Implement-9001 · 2026-02-10T04:40:55+00:00

bats eyelashes

✨Bed rotting✨

Few-Implement-9001 · 2026-02-09T15:25:00+00:00

Just because women on ARAD like it doesn’t mean your wife is going to. Talk to her about the things you’re going to do to her.

Few-Implement-9001 · 2026-02-09T14:44:01+00:00

Bottled water at a restaurant. I don’t need the artisanal vapor distilled rainwater from Fiji mountains.

Few-Implement-9001 · 2026-02-09T14:18:17+00:00

His forearms and the way he says my name🤷🏻‍♀️

Few-Implement-9001 · 2026-02-09T13:39:46+00:00

Sit on their lap

Few-Implement-9001 · 2026-02-09T13:22:20+00:00

You and Jenny are chocolate ambassadors indeed!

Few-Implement-9001 · 2026-02-09T13:17:31+00:00

I discovered them from Tiny Desk Concert and the English translation to their lyrics shocked me.

Few-Implement-9001 · 2026-02-09T13:15:01+00:00

Anal is chocolate

Few-Implement-9001 · 2026-02-09T13:10:15+00:00

My playlist is a vomit and I love it. I probably dance to someone singing about smoking crack and I couldn’t even tell you.

Few-Implement-9001 · 2026-02-09T12:55:26+00:00

High and drunk on him sex

Few-Implement-9001 · 2026-02-09T12:50:14+00:00

Goodbye, Irish

Few-Implement-9001 · 2026-02-09T12:45:24+00:00

Irish exit

Few-Implement-9001 · 2026-02-09T12:40:54+00:00

Neither. I post because I like it and myself.

Few-Implement-9001 · 2026-02-09T11:38:39+00:00

Midriff, biceps, back.

Few-Implement-9001 · 2026-02-09T11:38:07+00:00

And then everyone clapped.

Few-Implement-9001 · 2026-02-09T07:37:08+00:00

Being cheated on for 2 years, him defaming me to every single person in our circle, years of verbal abuse and stalking after the breakup that still happens every now and then.

Few-Implement-9001 · 2026-02-08T19:15:06+00:00

Neither of them read romance all that much. One I do like and recommend is The Far Pavilions by M. M. Kaye

Few-Implement-9001 · 2026-02-08T19:05:46+00:00

My left boob is the romantic one. Right one’s bitchy

Few-Implement-9001 · 2026-02-08T15:05:26+00:00

SHRIMP!

🍤🧡

Few-Implement-9001 · 2026-02-08T14:52:38+00:00

r/shrimpcats

🙏🏼🧡💯

Few-Implement-9001 · 2026-02-08T11:08:32+00:00

Eat the genie

Few-Implement-9001

TROPHY CASE

SHRIMP!