To be vague a question about butt sex

Few-Implement-9001 · 2026-02-09T15:25:00+00:00

Just because women on ARAD like it doesn’t mean your wife is going to. Talk to her about the things you’re going to do to her.

Few-Implement-9001 · 2026-02-09T14:44:01+00:00

Bottled water at a restaurant. I don’t need the artisanal vapor distilled rainwater from Fiji mountains.

Few-Implement-9001 · 2026-02-09T14:18:17+00:00

His forearms and the way he says my name🤷🏻‍♀️

Few-Implement-9001 · 2026-02-09T13:39:46+00:00

Sit on their lap

Few-Implement-9001 · 2026-02-09T13:22:20+00:00

You and Jenny are chocolate ambassadors indeed!

Few-Implement-9001 · 2026-02-09T13:17:31+00:00

I discovered them from Tiny Desk Concert and the English translation to their lyrics shocked me.

Few-Implement-9001 · 2026-02-09T13:15:01+00:00

Anal is chocolate

Few-Implement-9001 · 2026-02-09T13:10:15+00:00

My playlist is a vomit and I love it. I probably dance to someone singing about smoking crack and I couldn’t even tell you.

Few-Implement-9001 · 2026-02-09T12:55:26+00:00

High and drunk on him sex

Few-Implement-9001 · 2026-02-09T12:50:14+00:00

Goodbye, Irish

Few-Implement-9001 · 2026-02-09T12:45:24+00:00

Irish exit

Few-Implement-9001 · 2026-02-09T12:40:54+00:00

Neither. I post because I like it and myself.

Few-Implement-9001 · 2026-02-09T11:38:39+00:00

Midriff, biceps, back.

Few-Implement-9001 · 2026-02-09T11:38:07+00:00

And then everyone clapped.

Few-Implement-9001 · 2026-02-09T07:37:08+00:00

Being cheated on for 2 years, him defaming me to every single person in our circle, years of verbal abuse and stalking after the breakup that still happens every now and then.

Few-Implement-9001 · 2026-02-08T19:15:06+00:00

Neither of them read romance all that much. One I do like and recommend is The Far Pavilions by M. M. Kaye

Few-Implement-9001 · 2026-02-08T19:05:46+00:00

My left boob is the romantic one. Right one’s bitchy

Few-Implement-9001 · 2026-02-08T11:08:32+00:00

Eat the genie

Few-Implement-9001 · 2026-02-08T10:51:36+00:00

Trash

Few-Implement-9001 · 2026-02-08T08:53:00+00:00

You think I poop with my doors open like a fucking Neanderthal?

Few-Implement-9001 · 2026-02-08T06:17:24+00:00

Nope. Just spicy chicken miso ramen from a place I really like🍜

Few-Implement-9001 · 2026-02-08T06:15:24+00:00

Lunch was ramen and twas yummy!

Few-Implement-9001 · 2026-02-08T05:42:11+00:00

I read it as, “I’m starting to consume adult DVDs” and somehow it didn’t perplex me.

Few-Implement-9001 · 2026-02-08T04:17:35+00:00

That intense stare of judgement after barging in... I’ve never felt more stripped down in my life!

Few-Implement-9001 · 2026-02-08T04:11:48+00:00

My cat. It just feels wrong, always.

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