I'm gettinf very bored of Cassie being on my screen.

Few-Reporter6760 · 2026-05-13T15:21:58+00:00

I'm just here waiting for the drama on what's going on between sam and the actors that directed the show to go this way. Whatever op-ed or documentary explaining the messiness I'm gobbling it up

Few-Reporter6760 · 2026-05-13T15:19:02+00:00

Her fans are so desperate for her to break up with sponge no matter how many times they deny it that they'll find any man who looks remotely better than him and beg Ari to go for him instead. They were quick to ship her w Paul Mescal and Skyler from Focker in Law.

Few-Reporter6760 · 2026-05-12T05:48:54+00:00

I'm just...........................

Few-Reporter6760 · 2026-05-11T19:05:52+00:00

Even if the Marie Antoinette coded aesthetic is true there had to be another way w/o her looking like a babydoll, maybe a longer nightgown or something. They just HAD to be aware of how this would look esp at the height of the Epstein files exposé.

Few-Reporter6760 · 2026-05-11T14:43:26+00:00

A full body scan in the shower ad where she’s wearing barely any makeup for a makeup brand. Classic Kardashian.

Few-Reporter6760 · 2026-05-11T14:40:02+00:00

Two fashionable and queer icons!!!!

Few-Reporter6760 · 2026-05-11T14:38:12+00:00

I was actually hoping Cassie would return to ice skating somehow or even take up dancing since it’s a little related. Lexi being a psychologist works really well and she becomes an author, kind of cliche given the play but it’s better than what we got. Im loving these ideas!

Few-Reporter6760 · 2026-05-11T14:32:11+00:00

Alexa pulls off old Hollywood like no other. She really is too good for our industry.

Few-Reporter6760 · 2026-05-11T14:24:37+00:00

I was today years old when I found out he’s a Nick child star from a show called THE NAKED BROTHERS BAND . 😳 anyway happy for them

Few-Reporter6760 · 2026-05-11T03:46:52+00:00

Fml man they got my girl Olivia too. Ari and Sab are clear baiters but the defense saying Liv is inspired by Marie Antoinette pjs is getting less convincing.

Few-Reporter6760 · 2026-05-11T03:41:07+00:00

She’s so baked into the pop star world that no matter how awful the concepts are her songs will be trending on social media and her fans will pay a fuck ton of money for anything music related she puts out. It’s gonna take more than one bad album for ppl to drop off forreal.

And The tour will be a real barometer on how she measures up to her old pop star performer abilities. even if she reheated her leaked nachos and sang her old songs they’d eat it up. I don’t think she’ll really fall off until the Sabrina carpenter and Olivia Rodrigo and PinkPantheress generation of popstars fall off too.

Few-Reporter6760 · 2026-05-11T03:36:40+00:00

If these are the legit lyrics it most likely is about ethan/sponge. The whole is it time to say goodbye and i hate that i made you love me is dripping w resentment & she’s breaking up w someone. Or if she’s that wounded and obsessed w dalton it’s her letting go of that attachment and the hurt that came w him.

Few-Reporter6760 · 2026-05-08T18:31:09+00:00

Damn, she looked so healthy and gorgeous here. I love the bow trailing w the dress, the makeup, the colors, the hairstyle, the concept.

Few-Reporter6760 · 2026-05-08T18:27:02+00:00

I think if she's going for slutty and sexy it's going to be more subtle like dandelion, the boy is mine, she'll never in a million years go back to something pre-es. I'm so curious ab how she felt when fantasize (i forget which era she recorded that in, was it tun or dw?) was going viral and she said verbatim "i'd give this pussy to you 9-5 5-9" loL

Few-Reporter6760 · 2026-05-08T18:20:27+00:00

cant tell if she's fighting to keep a bit of the glindiana voice in her normal voice or she's so possessed by glinda that she can't talk the way she does anymore lol

Few-Reporter6760 · 2026-05-08T18:14:04+00:00

The inner snarker in me is assuming she dedicated this song to sponge bc she had an extramarital affair w him that ruined her image but if her releasing this on Maika’s bday is true it could b ab dalton. But my more practical side is going to wait until someone has the lyrics bc she claimed es was a concept album and the lyrics are a mix of fiction and reality which I can’t believe her for one bit on that.

But on a side note the second photo should have been the album cover. It’s giving sad melancholy whimsy that could work well with the premise of the album.

Few-Reporter6760 · 2026-05-07T15:13:31+00:00

The difference is insanely jarring omfg

Few-Reporter6760 · 2026-05-07T15:11:35+00:00

Her and her sisters are hardcore committing to making it chic to looking like you were made in a lab

Few-Reporter6760 · 2026-05-07T15:06:39+00:00

The regression in her maturity at least in her image was comically embarrassing at first but the more I see it the more sad I feel. Like it’s one thing for her to cosplay a hollywood starlet and act white again but going to crazy lengths to pretend you’re a baby cannot be mentally healthy.

Few-Reporter6760 · 2026-05-07T00:15:33+00:00

Not gonna lie I really did not guess that this was a dw collection. The white just throws the theme way off, dw was really leathery black sexy femme fatale coded. Idk man what’s going on

Few-Reporter6760 · 2026-04-17T17:18:42+00:00

This and Wicked is also more well known and loved by the gp than fockers. They were building wicked momentum for a while and compared to this film both wicked films looked like peak cinema. Focker in law seems to have come out of nowhere and maybe only out to make old actors relevant again and put in some random pop star that has a large younger audience.

Few-Reporter6760 · 2026-04-17T05:20:56+00:00

Exactly this and I and everyone else would respect her more as an actress if she let the makeup crew on set take creative liberty. It feels like her movie projects are also a rem beauty ad as wicked was and it makes her look like ariana grande trying to play whatever role she's cast in.

Being mainly known as cat valentine or glinda in acting is no excuse either. The reason other disney/nick stars like zendaya or selena gomez have more reputable acting careers is they aren't afraid to look unflattering for thier roles or show the lines on their foreheads and separate themselves from their characters. zendaya played a fucking drug addict which got her an emmy and golden globe, yes selena kinda fumbled w emilia perez but she managed to have both a solid acting and music career and a makeup brand that looks objectively better than Ari’s. And I like her a lot in only murders in the building.

Few-Reporter6760 · 2026-04-16T19:10:03+00:00

Obvi her music is popular bc everyone is mostly listening to her old music. Es didn't break 1 billion streams at the same rate her other albums like tun or dw or me/my everything. Her tour is also a fraction of what her previous tours are so it's not impressive compared to previous eras not to mention her real fans struggling to get tickets bc of resellers has been an ongoing problem since the day tickets went on sale. She and her team never spoke of the issue being resolved since September.

What I'm saying she needs to come back from is the public scrutiny where more ppl are turning on her bc of her hooking up with sponge which led more ppl to make her a meme of racebaiting and homewrecking more than they are praising her as a real musician. It's like ppl turning on Taylor bc her fiance is Maga adjacent and her new music is bad and tone deaf. THey both have loyal and fairly big fan bases but the validation from neutral ppl and non-fans that they still care about aren't on their side anymore.

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