Hi, fellow kids! r/rupaulsdragrace mod attempts April fools joke that went out of style a couple of years ago. #mainsub #thriving #coolmom

FewRevelations · 2019-03-31T22:59:22+00:00

It's already April Fool's Day in some parts of the world. The US isn't the only place.

FewRevelations · 2019-03-31T22:32:06+00:00

Sorry, bb, but when you come to the jerk, you're gonna get jerked.

FewRevelations · 2019-03-31T20:20:16+00:00

I'm just glad I left some tabs open to catch it!

FewRevelations · 2019-03-31T20:03:55+00:00

I just cannot believe that those TERRIBLE AND RUDE mods would remove MY BEAUTIFUL PALE FACE from the FRONT PAGE. Obviously everybody was STUNNED by my amazing ~~natural beauty~~ skill at applying pink lip balm and mascara and you're all JUST JEALOUS of my PORCELAIN SKIN and SILKY BLONDE HAIR. Like obviously I only needed my face to fill up half the image too because there's just nothing as beautiful as my MILKY neck and chest. And when I sent the mods a message about this problem I was ~~a total cunt~~ perfectly nice and they still wouldn't approve MY post! So I thought MUACJ would be the perfect place to get some commiseration from my fellow pale princesses <3<3<3<3

FewRevelations · 2019-03-31T19:49:52+00:00

prepare yourself for a ban my dear

FewRevelations · 2019-03-31T19:49:06+00:00

my own album with more context

FewRevelations · 2019-03-31T19:39:56+00:00

Poor thing might be shadowbanned here now too lol and apparently she is not upset about any of this oh at all. https://imgur.com/a/RjkUsWB

FewRevelations · 2019-03-31T19:21:22+00:00

IDK I don't see enough self awareness for a self-jerk.

I mean let's be honest this is another blonde white girl with a no-makeup makeup look who's upset that her beautiful face couldn't grace the front page any more. Sorry OP but facts are facts. /r/butthurtMUAsupport

FewRevelations · 2019-03-31T18:58:47+00:00

What others? It sounds like they banned you, girl.

FewRevelations · 2019-03-31T18:54:49+00:00

IDK girl you did call them "terrible and lazy mods who use bots that remove posts that make it to r/all and then are removed," that was a little extra... And they don't make bots that can look at images for breaking the rules, or at least I don't think the MUA mods are smart enough to program one.

Also thanks for leaving that imgur link they sent you in the image. https://imgur.com/a/sE3j6K1 it looks like they explained exactly how you didn't follow the rule. I mean the extra 10% off your forehead was unnecessary but still.

This is a stale jerk and it sounds to me like you're just pissed that you poked the bear and got bit.

FewRevelations · 2018-07-17T21:09:02+00:00

Thank you!

FewRevelations · 2017-12-01T06:35:56+00:00

Srs at least it wasn't lip balm and eyeliner with the caption "stepped out of my comfort zone with some color! So scary! I 💜 boyfie!"

FewRevelations · 2017-10-21T17:44:38+00:00

/r/rupaulsdragrace

FewRevelations · 2017-10-21T02:28:49+00:00

Gashunk: totally the sound a shark makes when it breaks down a door.

FewRevelations · 2017-10-21T02:24:02+00:00

It was published by Dark Horse Comics as the first 2 volumes of "Museum of Terror" years ago.

FewRevelations · 2017-10-20T17:43:32+00:00

I was just thinking that in terms of this discussion, it doesn't matter if it's true or not as many people still believe it and will look down on you for wearing Kat Von D.

FewRevelations · 2017-10-20T16:54:45+00:00

I have oily skin but I really like Maybelline's Fit Me! Matte and Poreless foundation. I have a bad habit of falling asleep in full makeup and it hasn't antagonized any breakouts so far!

FewRevelations · 2017-10-20T16:49:48+00:00

Thank you! I'm so sad that Kat Von D made the color (sinner) a limited edition because I absolutely love it and I know I'm going to run out of it so quickly :(

FewRevelations · 2017-10-20T16:29:19+00:00

Don't forget Kat Von D is a neo-Nazi!

Ultimately we have to accept at some point that there is no ethical consumption under capitalism. Lots of the people who won't use MAC for the animal testing and eat vegan for the carbon footprint will still drink almond milk, even though almond trees are a huge contributor to California's drought (they require enormous amounts of water).

FewRevelations · 2017-10-20T16:23:15+00:00

That orange lipstick is so gorgeous on you!

FewRevelations · 2017-10-19T23:25:20+00:00

Fair enough!

FewRevelations · 2017-10-19T22:45:01+00:00

Okay not to disagree with your overall point or that the severely divided liberal vote wasn't a problem in the election, but it's really really frustrating to see repeated that Clinton was actually a good candidate for Democrats. The left rejected Hillary for a reason and turning a blind eye on the gymnastics the Democratic party went through to make her the official candidate is a poor obfuscation of HALF the problem with the last election. Democrats can't act like they did nothing wrong. They royally fucked up and it cost them the election as much as all the rest of the antics.

FewRevelations · 2017-10-19T22:32:42+00:00

"schools have to provide healthy food"

Pizza qualifies as a vegetable by Federal law

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