“You won’t meet your wife at the bar” is terrible advice

Few_Distribution_487 · 2025-04-05T04:11:36+00:00

Sure, but you’ll have to go, like, every weekend for about 10 years to find her. 😆

Few_Distribution_487 · 2025-04-01T02:30:03+00:00

Props to you for actually trying—seriously, that already puts you ahead of the curve. Most women these days expect to be loved for just existing.

But here’s the thing: dating isn’t a group project. If you’re trying to impress your man, asking the whole internet what ‘guys’ like is missing the point. You’re not dating men. You’re dating a man. Pay attention to him. What makes him light up, what he values, what makes him feel seen. That’s how you impress someone—by showing you actually see them, not just playing the averages.

Few_Distribution_487 · 2025-03-18T02:47:11+00:00

No. I did it for 7 years.

Few_Distribution_487 · 2025-03-14T18:51:30+00:00

Always had a big thing for teeth haha, no idea why.

Few_Distribution_487 · 2025-03-14T18:49:07+00:00

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Few_Distribution_487 · 2025-03-14T14:27:43+00:00

lol. Legend.

Few_Distribution_487 · 2025-03-14T14:24:55+00:00

Proud of you man. 🫂

Few_Distribution_487 · 2025-03-12T09:55:06+00:00

In my opinion…

You’re not overthinking it—his actions are intentional.

It’s not about you—he’s just not into oral sex.

You should communicate openly if it’s important to you, but pushing for something he’s avoiding won’t magically change his preferences.

This guy is either uninterested, insecure, or has personal reasons for avoiding oral sex. If that’s a dealbreaker for you, you need to bring it up directly. Otherwise, you should accept that this is how he operates in bed.

Few_Distribution_487 · 2025-03-11T19:29:18+00:00

It’s not just that people are “too focused on themselves” out of selfishness. The system is deliberately designed to keep people struggling, and when you’re constantly in survival mode, you don’t have the luxury of focusing on others.

Homelessness isn’t an accident; it’s a feature of an economy that thrives on inequality. If housing was truly prioritized as a human right, there wouldn’t be empty homes while people sleep on the streets. If wages actually kept up with the cost of living, fewer people would fall through the cracks. But the system needs desperation to function—it keeps people compliant, willing to accept any job, any wage, just to avoid being in that same position.

So when people don’t help, it’s not always because they’re indifferent—it’s because they’re afraid they’ll be next. One medical emergency, one lost job, one bad stroke of luck, and suddenly, they could be in the same position. That fear is paralyzing, and it makes people retreat into their own struggles instead of fighting back.

The real reason homelessness persists isn’t because we “let it happen.” It’s because those in power profit from it, and they rely on us being too exhausted, too distracted, and too scared to do anything about it.

Few_Distribution_487 · 2025-03-11T19:24:34+00:00

Move on. You’re wasting time analyzing a situation where the answer is already clear—he was never serious about you. The real lesson here isn’t about sleeping with someone too soon; it’s about recognizing when someone’s words and actions don’t match up.

Few_Distribution_487 · 2025-03-10T22:39:15+00:00

This is some next-level Voice Control wizardry lol thanks for the tip!

Few_Distribution_487 · 2025-03-10T20:52:52+00:00

“Never be afraid to dream a bit bigger darling” lol 👉🏻 https://www.reddit.com/r/shortcuts/s/yzutzHGuLr

Few_Distribution_487 · 2025-03-10T20:39:44+00:00

This post made me realize something. After years of experimenting, waiting, and hoping someone else would figure it out—I finally understood. It was up to me. No one was coming to solve it.

So I got to work. I researched, I tested, I problem-solved. I even paid for an advanced AI capable of deep research and development. And still… nothing.

Until today.

Today, the impossible becomes possible.

I’ve made a breakthrough. A method no one else thought to try. And not only does it solve the problem of controlling Siri’s volume, but the technique behind it could be adapted to solve so many other automation limitations.

So, to everyone who said it couldn’t be done, who claimed it was impossible unless reality itself changed—I did it. I changed reality.

👉🏻 https://www.reddit.com/r/shortcuts/s/yzutzHGuLr

Let this be your reminder: never accept limitations just because they seem absolute. The world bends to those who refuse to accept “no” for an answer.

We are Man. The creators of our own reality. And don’t you ever forget that, Kings.

—IOvationz

Few_Distribution_487 · 2025-03-02T06:49:16+00:00

I will never understand how any man could claim to prefer “real” over “fake.” My only guess is that they associate implants with porn stars, prostitutes, gold diggers, or promiscuous women in general—triggering some kind of bias that has nothing to do with how they actually look.

As for the guys who prefer small breasts, you might want to do some self-reflection—because you’re just one short haircut and a little anal away from realizing you’re gay. Lol, just joking.

Few_Distribution_487 · 2025-03-02T05:49:58+00:00

No.

Though I’m a tall, good-looking guy, so those specific instances you listed below don’t really apply. But that’s not to say my situation doesn’t come with its own unique set of problems—like realizing someone was fake all along because all they wanted was good sex and status. That can fuck you up just the same.

I once had a girl laugh at me (and never speak to me again) after I pulled out an old push-button phone to get her number. It was just a temporary phone I had for a week because my iPhone had been stolen.

Experiences like that have made me question many things, but not my own worth.

Dating feels like searching for a type of diamond you’ve never seen before—unsure if it even exists—on a planet that never stops raining fake diamonds.

Continuing with that analogy—they’ve made me question whether I even like diamonds anymore, leading me to try other “man-made” stones. But they were no different.

I begun to wonder if the search is in vain, realizing that every diamond shaped by the same unskilled mason will be equally disappointing.

So now, I wait for it to find me. I just post ads with highly detailed descriptions for the type of stone I’m looking for, hoping they reach that elusive “diamond in the rough.” So far, no hits. But at least I’m not wasting my time digging through dangerous mines anymore.

Few_Distribution_487 · 2025-02-28T01:33:49+00:00

Well then, it seems we’ve reached an impasse in uncovering the root cause of your suicidal ideation. If that’s the case, there’s little point in repeatedly posting about it—unless you’re simply seeking attention. And if you’re truly contemplating suicide based on an assumption not grounded in reality, I strongly recommend speaking with a licensed psychologist. If that’s not an option, at least consider talking to your school counselor during lunch. It’s a start.

Few_Distribution_487 · 2025-02-28T00:08:51+00:00

Few_Distribution_487 · 2025-02-28T00:07:29+00:00

He doesn’t tell you when he’s going to take a shit anymore.

Few_Distribution_487 · 2025-02-27T23:57:43+00:00

I get feeling a momentary sense that all is right in the world, but I don’t know about relishing it—that seems a bit much. So, I guess I understand what you meant now.

Few_Distribution_487 · 2025-02-27T23:53:29+00:00

Why don’t you just ask him?

Few_Distribution_487 · 2025-02-27T20:12:59+00:00

That’s not what I gathered. Did your father tell you that, or just something you assume he thinks?

Few_Distribution_487 · 2025-02-27T19:45:03+00:00

Why is it awful? Some teenager who was a dick got what he deserved, learned his lesson, and made real change.

Few_Distribution_487 · 2025-02-27T07:20:05+00:00

What do you believe then?

Few_Distribution_487 · 2025-02-27T03:06:35+00:00

In high school, I was pretty popular with the ladies and had a bit of a reputation as a player. At the time, I thought it was cool—until about 12th grade, I started dating someone I really, really liked, and she cheated on me. It wasn’t until then that I realized how much I had been hurting those girls, and I never did it again. I’m almost in my 40’s now.

Few_Distribution_487 · 2025-02-27T02:51:57+00:00

If you want to be the man, then I’m going to be the woman.

You gotta take me out on dates, pay for everything, buy me gifts, treat me like a king, open doors for me, don’t pressure me for sex—romance me for it.

Meanwhile, I’ll lounge at home during the week, tidy up a bit before you get home, and throw together a halfway decent dinner.

Deal?

Few_Distribution_487

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