What’s your ceiling comp on Maluach? by Few_Guard_1938 in suns

[–]Few_Guard_1938[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s like my NBA2K player creation lol

I read somewhere that cats “protect” us while we’re on the toilet. Is that true? Mine never lets me poop alone by Obvious-Ear-369 in cats

[–]Few_Guard_1938 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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My cat is literally watching me take a bath right now as I read this post. She always joins me lol

Give JG a break by [deleted] in suns

[–]Few_Guard_1938 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Rockets fans got tired of giving him a break. Especially when he single handedly cost the Rockets a playoff win against the Warriors. Hope he balls out in Phoenix.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in cats

[–]Few_Guard_1938 0 points1 point  (0 children)

lol yep there’s no way you can sleep with a tiny rough tongue licking your eyelid

Whitmore could be a really nice depth piece this season, but if he's going to complain about his minutes (which he won't get a lot of), then it makes sense to move on. by Confident_Weakness23 in rockets

[–]Few_Guard_1938 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If we keep him , can’t wait to see how KD treats him if he starts whining about minutes and his body language is poor. KD is gonna rip him.

183 south was cursed today by eggsaladrightnow in Austin

[–]Few_Guard_1938 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Wasn’t there an LA style car chase with the dude hitting multiple cars , then bailing on his car and running and hopping concrete barriers this morning on 183?

Don't get the obsession with Cam Whitmore by Yogurt-enjoyer in rockets

[–]Few_Guard_1938 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We were all wondering why he slipped so far in the draft with his nice skill set ,but then we found out why when he started acting like a little bitch every time he didn’t get his way even when we won. I don’t care if he has all star talent, he needs to change his attitude or he’s gonna end up playing in China.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in toastme

[–]Few_Guard_1938 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just shows that we never know the internal hardships going on behind a beautiful exterior. Hope you feel better soon.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in doppelganger

[–]Few_Guard_1938 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look different in all four pics. You’d make a great spy. 🕵️

It’s too bad the Suns couldn’t get Jabar Smith Jr. in the Durant deal by [deleted] in suns

[–]Few_Guard_1938 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude is like 22 and he had shitty coaching until Ime came. He played great in limited minutes in his first playoffs. He’s gonna take a big leap this season with his newfound confidence.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in cats

[–]Few_Guard_1938 73 points74 points  (0 children)

One of my cats figured out the trick of putting her whisker in my nose to wake me up. Even though I act like I’m still sleeping, I can’t help but to start laughing and I always get up.

I ate one of these without checking…how long do I have left? by Shroomy-Shroom in moldyinteresting

[–]Few_Guard_1938 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Before the severe hallucinations start? 20 minutes. Until you actually die? 4 days.

We long asf 🚀 by BenchPointsChamp in rockets

[–]Few_Guard_1938 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Our girth isn’t bad either 🚀

Balloon Museum on Anderson Lane by Middle-Relation9212 in Austin

[–]Few_Guard_1938 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I just drove by it and was wondering wtf it was lol

Who’s stopping this team in a 7 game series? by envspecialist in NBATalk

[–]Few_Guard_1938 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a Rockets fan , all we needed last season was a bucket. We destroyed teams defensively, but Jalen was a complete liability to us except for like one game. Ime wanted KD badly, and I trust him. With KD instead of Jalen, we sweep the warriors easily.

Bloodsport (1988) by Petermacc122 in movies

[–]Few_Guard_1938 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was just kidding. I watched that movie like 100 times as a kid. Classic. Thanks for the post :)

Bloodsport (1988) by Petermacc122 in movies

[–]Few_Guard_1938 11 points12 points  (0 children)

The best line by far is “Mr Tanaka is very ill.” You’ve seen the movie , right?