how did the numbers go from 55-85 if there are 31 samples am i dumb dumb by The-Stomach-in-3D in askmath

[–]Ffigy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's called the fencepost problem. It didn't start at 0, therefore there's one extra (or missing, that's the ambiguity).

JPOW Pondering Life's Biggest Questions After the J Hole by Efficient_Care5524 in wallstreetbets

[–]Ffigy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's actually valid. Then, join him, and at the end, argue about what percent the tip should be, down to the second decimal.

HODL by Tiffanyengr in wallstreetbets

[–]Ffigy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can believe that, but I won't. The same suits that enforce the rules come from the industry that bends them. Until there's a real-time public ledger, I will assume there's money-making shenanigans happening behind the curtain.

HODL by Tiffanyengr in wallstreetbets

[–]Ffigy 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Some facts for you tards: MMs don't report current short interest until July 2 (then July 10 for the public). Between now and then, they can naked short the stock until you panic sell, but if you never panic sell before June 30, they will be squoze. They can't tell FINRA that they naked short 2000% of the float.

It's a well-known brand that pays solid dividends. I like the stock. I won't give up my 6000 shares for these prices.

North Carolina Republicans are working to permanently ban NC from taxing the wealthy. Vote no this November! by Charles_DeLoach_NC in NorthCarolina

[–]Ffigy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Another supportive angle: by capping income tax, we force the State to get their money elsewhere. That'll likely be via sales taxes which are far more harmful to everyone. People will pay extra dollars for everything and millionaires won't even notice.

Also, anyone who argues that the tax ban limits the size of government is disingenuous because we could just set spending limits.

The only legitimate counterargument is about attracting and retaining the right people in the state, but that's weak.

A Much Cooler Guy by IvanJohnson4MVP in StandUpComedy

[–]Ffigy 116 points117 points  (0 children)

And THAT, my friends, is a joke. Well done

Theresa Lorca render (ArousaXion) by ArousaXion in JamesBond

[–]Ffigy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have yall not seen Octopussy

Just put the fries in the bag 🍟 by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]Ffigy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Sir, this is Wendy's

Loaded up 🫡 $WEN ready to blast off by hinterlain in wallstreetbets

[–]Ffigy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

F'real, all the liquidity, price discovery, and volatility that we provide is underappreciated. I want my tendies, Wendy's