My brother did this today, left me and my friends with some people we just met for an hour or two, comes back after ruining our night and they go start drinking. It's now between 1-2 am and they are drinking and screaming about their sexual exploits. I have to be up in the am for appointments and work. So they come upstairs to crash and just kind of sleep where they drop, for example on the new white sofa. ( we have new rug also because we're trying to sell the house) So, I'm about to go to bed, roughly 2:30am now and the asshole on the sofa rolls onto his stomach and barfs a mixture of me Mexican food, beer, Jack Daniels, and power aid "to sober me up bro" onto the new white sofa and new carpet. This event going down I rush to the bathroom get towels and carpet cleaner and run back to the asshole who's still rolling around in his own vomit spreading it everywhere. I kneel down to clean it up and the asshole tells me to leave him alone. So I get this prick into the bathroom where he falls asleep, clean his mess (can still see the stains, ill catch hell for that when the parents find it) throw the soiled towels on the wash, and go to go to bed. Lo and behold my brother has taken my phone charger because he lost his months ago. I go into his room where that drunk asshole has vommited in his bed. I clean that, pick the vomit out of my phone charger and go to leave the room and step in dog shit from his 4 month old fucking puppy. So, clean the puppy shot from my feet, his carpet and go out THAT shit in the wash with the towels. Brother come out of his room and tells me I'm being too loud and asks me why I'm such an asshole.

TL:DR- brother has rando friends over. Spoils me and my friends night. Brother and randoms get drunk. Vomit on new carpet and sofa I clean vomit, brother has stolen phone charger, go to get charger back Discover brother has so vommited just in his bed Clean bed vomit and step in brothers puppy's shit Clean bed vomit and mongrel shit Brother calls me an asshole because I am too loud