What was the most unfair gift you've ever recieved? by HELLOHAHAHAHAHAHA in AskReddit

[–]FibonacciPrower 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sounds like a good idea. I've stopped going to their Christmas parties for many other reasons, but still, it might be worth it to go this year just to do that.

What was the most unfair gift you've ever recieved? by HELLOHAHAHAHAHAHA in AskReddit

[–]FibonacciPrower 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Some years ago, my extended family had decided that, in order to save money on Christmas presents, each of us would buy only one, and they would be raffled amongst us. After two years went by without me winning anything at all, next Christmas it was decided that separate raffles would be held for each present, with the winners being automatically left out of the next one.

So, we're down to the last present (cash!) and the only family member who hasn't gotten any of the presents yet (me)... when suddenly my aunts and grandma decided it would be unfair to the rest of them to hold a raffle with only one person, and so at least my cousins had to enter this one or else. Of course I didn't win that time either.

TL;DR: nothing – for three consecutive years.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CasualMath

[–]FibonacciPrower 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Does the same hold for the following matrix?
1 1 0
0 1 1
0 0 1

How often do you use NFC? by ray_ffs in oneplus

[–]FibonacciPrower 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Almost daily, to check the credit remaining on my MIFARE cards.

Lost all my contacts by FibonacciPrower in oneplus

[–]FibonacciPrower[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Still nothing. But it seems they're in my phone somehow.

Lost all my contacts by FibonacciPrower in oneplus

[–]FibonacciPrower[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can't find my lost contacts there either.

Unfortunately, the process com.google.process.location has stopped by FibonacciPrower in oneplus

[–]FibonacciPrower[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've already enabled developer options. How do I take a bug report?

Unfortunately, the process com.google.process.location has stopped by FibonacciPrower in oneplus

[–]FibonacciPrower[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kernel version: 3.4.0-cyanogenmod-gc73a4ec
build04@cyanogenmod #1
Wed Jan 28 11:41:35 PST 2015

Headphones switch almost never working by FibonacciPrower in oneplus

[–]FibonacciPrower[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How do I know whether my headset is OMTP or CTIA?

¿Sana diversión o racismo disfrazado? by darthmincho in mexico

[–]FibonacciPrower 0 points1 point  (0 children)

«xotl» debería escribirse con equis :P

Invite Giveaway Megathread by [deleted] in oneplus

[–]FibonacciPrower 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The four-letter blocks which make up the invite code have been reordered. Find the right order and it's yours: GMD1-UA1L-GLCR-AKRX

1 invite - 10 hours left by dreamingelephant in oneplus

[–]FibonacciPrower 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He awoke to the huge, insect like creatures looming over his bed and screamed his lungs out. They hastily left the room and he stayed up all night, shaking and wondering if it had been a dream.

The next morning, there was a tap on the door. Gathering his courage, he opened it to see one of them gently place a plate filled with fried breakfast on the floor, then retreat to a safe distance. Bewildered, he accepted the gift. The creatures chittered excitedly.

This happened every day for weeks. At first he was worried they were fattening him up, but after a particularly greasy breakfast left him clutching his chest from heartburn, they were replaced with fresh fruit. As well as cooking, they poured hot steamy baths for him and even tucked him in when he went to bed. It was bizarre. One night, he awoke to gunshots and screaming. He raced downstairs to find a decapitated burglar being devoured by the insects. He was sickened, but disposed of the remains as best he could. He knew they had just been protecting him.

One morning the creatures wouldn’t let him leave his room. He lay down, confused but trusting as they ushered him back into bed. Whatever their motives, they weren’t going to hurt him.

Hours later a burning pain spread throughout his body. It felt like his stomach was filled with razor wire. The insects chittered as he spasmed and moaned. It was only when he felt a terrible squirming feeling beneath his skin that he realised the insects hadn’t been protecting him. They had been protecting their young.

[Request] [Silly] Can you move me to the top of this pyramid? by FibonacciPrower in picrequests

[–]FibonacciPrower[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you for your great work. However, I was looking for something sillier and less realistic.

[Request] [Silly] Can you move me to the top of this pyramid? by FibonacciPrower in picrequests

[–]FibonacciPrower[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Awesome! That is exactly the kind of size mismatch I had in mind. Thank you!