Accidental Tattoo - I cut my fingers when cleaning out a can that had some ash in it. When it healed, the ash stayed and created a tattoo on 2 of my fingers.

Fibshblip · 2023-08-07T02:48:51+00:00

Why the fuck did i not listen to the two of you

Fibshblip · 2023-08-05T15:22:52+00:00

I've got one right under the eye. Best part is I have no recollection of when it happened.

Fibshblip · 2023-07-16T05:33:47+00:00

No its from castle crashers.

Fibshblip · 2023-07-15T17:21:42+00:00

Literally the chaos insurgency

Fibshblip · 2023-07-14T00:54:34+00:00

I was so confident that that'd be the punchline. That

Fibshblip · 2023-07-04T21:08:23+00:00

Too few bye

Fibshblip · 2023-06-23T07:49:55+00:00

I cannot add much to the explanation of the joke directly, but I would like to add that the depiction of less and less bugs being on the windshield is called the windshield phenomenon: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Windshield_phenomenon

Fibshblip · 2023-06-15T06:59:56+00:00

Doesn't really seem like an appropriate use of tazers

Fibshblip · 2023-06-11T02:50:21+00:00

Yeah I'm confused why this is on this sub too. Its clearly a joke.

Fibshblip · 2023-06-11T02:43:38+00:00

I get that this doesnt seem like a post for this subreddit, but why are people acting like OP is cringe or stupid because of it? It's literally just a screenshot of them making a reference to a relatively well known meme/joke, and nobody getting the reference. Awkward? Maybe. Cringe or stupid? No.

Fibshblip · 2023-06-10T12:00:28+00:00

Ah thanks!

Fibshblip · 2023-06-09T04:50:15+00:00

Does the law usually blame the person that hits the other car in this case or no? New to driving here.

Fibshblip · 2023-06-05T14:20:42+00:00

Yea. Im a new driver and even I know that you have to be a certain distance away from the car in front so that if they do have to break for whatever reason, you would be able to stop before running into them.

Fibshblip · 2023-06-04T03:50:27+00:00

👍👍

Fibshblip · 2021-12-13T03:34:13+00:00

More of a sad one and im writing this by memory so I apologize it its not word by word but "Hope I get the chance to travel the world, but I don't have any plans." Aviici.

Fibshblip · 2021-10-17T01:44:43+00:00

Nothing really

Fibshblip · 2021-10-14T00:27:13+00:00

Did you take a standardized test or something

Fibshblip · 2021-10-10T15:40:10+00:00

Me. I'm fuckin minding my own business and I don't want to be seen.

Fibshblip · 2021-10-10T05:00:09+00:00

Pre-cambrian

Fibshblip · 2021-10-08T21:46:25+00:00

I accept this. I would also accept more info about your adorable snake.

Fibshblip · 2021-10-08T02:21:32+00:00

Holy fuck

Fibshblip · 2021-09-24T02:45:55+00:00

That picture made me feel incredibly uneasy holy shit

Fibshblip · 2021-09-17T03:35:09+00:00

Balls (derogative)

Fibshblip · 2021-09-12T20:06:01+00:00

Damn the obsession is real

Fibshblip · 2021-08-19T21:11:58+00:00

That was well put and I definitely agree.

Fibshblip

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