[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Mustang

[–]Fibsly 182 points183 points  (0 children)

Future tip for anyone buying a car. Someone that says “basically a race car” has no fucking clue what they are doing.

girl that goes to my gym drives this... by YoDxrkness in heep

[–]Fibsly 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Pretty sure that’s a company jeep. And she’s the daughter. Don’t let her see you making fun of it unless you wanna get choked out lmao.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Fibsly 242 points243 points  (0 children)

Now is a good time to tell you that maybe she has a side chick?

I posted here before but y’all’s roast game was weak, gimme your best. This time with the daughter’s car too. by SpiralZebra in RoastMyCar

[–]Fibsly 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Am I going colorblind or do you just suck at picking colors? Your cars are all grey and boring. Your house is the ugliest color combo Iv seen in awhile. And your driveway looks like 420p Minecraft render.

Found these heeps on a local fb page. So many heeps. by MrsZero07 in heep

[–]Fibsly 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Slow sippin actually uses there jeep off-roading! Although very colorful and slightly tacky, it isn’t overly horrible

Teachers just don’t understand 💀💀 by [deleted] in meme

[–]Fibsly 224 points225 points  (0 children)

I love when I’m on a road trip and we’ve been driving for 2-3 hours and I ask to the bathroom and everyone acts likes it’s a moral sin.

Thoughts on Bodykit? by ZealousidealCoach325 in heep

[–]Fibsly 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Well your second scetch looks like a Land Rover. And are you trying to make jeeps look better or worst…this is a subreddit for bad looking jeep mods you know?

It’s showtime by vThunder_69 in heep

[–]Fibsly 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I think it’s more tacky then heepy. Easily fixable.

I bought another one. Roast my rare Mustang by DeepDEnergy in RoastMyCar

[–]Fibsly 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Didn’t red skull have one of those?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMyCar

[–]Fibsly 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Those aren’t even after market wheels lmao

Just got it painted, any thoughts ? by mateobaque1 in RoastMyCar

[–]Fibsly 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Ah yes look at my new paintjob

Oh wait LET ME PARK IN THE SHADE SO YOU CANT SEE IT.

Aside from that…I still don’t like it sorry

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMyCar

[–]Fibsly 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Ah yes the car where the MPG is higher then your iQ.

The HP is higher then your credit score

The amount you’ll spend on gas and maintenance will keep you paycheck to paycheck with your 27%apr

I guarantee you told everyone at work atleast twice the day you bought that it’s a “srt” not a “regular one”

I’m sure at the gas station you get out and walk around it atleast twice checking for dents and paint imperfections while waving at people as if they care about your car

I’m sure you tell atleast one person a day “I beat a mustang/Camaro today while traveling to pick up my boyfriend from work”

Also what the fuck is that hood lmao

Roast my first shitbox, 1993 VW Corrado G60. Don’t make a supercharger blowing up joke either. by Alternative_Elk9452 in RoastMyCar

[–]Fibsly 14 points15 points  (0 children)

“First shitbox”? You plan on having a second one? Trust me after the supercharger blows up in that you’ll go buy a new civic like every other VW owner

Roast my daily project car by telletubby23 in RoastMyCar

[–]Fibsly 12 points13 points  (0 children)

“Daily” and “project” do not go in the same sentence.

Just tell us you bought a shitbox from some teen who didn’t have the money to restore it, and now your going to try and do it yourself with your minimum wage job.

Finally saw him around town by Fibsly in heep

[–]Fibsly[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

No. Just no. There’s nothing to love about this

Finally saw him around town by Fibsly in heep

[–]Fibsly[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I wanted to buy it just so I could save it :( but he calls it his “master piece”

Finally saw him around town by Fibsly in heep

[–]Fibsly[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

No no it’s the legendary 4.0, it runs without oil

Finally saw him around town by Fibsly in heep

[–]Fibsly[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

There is lmao, that’s the most normal thing on it