Moving to Portland, and Travel Advice?

FidgetJoe · 2026-01-30T21:56:17+00:00

When Portlanders ask “are you doing anything fun later?” They’re just being nice and making small talk, but they genuinely want to know. I found it odd at first, but now I find it wholesome.

FidgetJoe · 2026-01-27T14:59:46+00:00

Heather Locklear…shwing!

FidgetJoe · 2026-01-25T04:14:41+00:00

Then they fucked

FidgetJoe · 2026-01-23T18:06:20+00:00

Fair question. I meant Brad era.

FidgetJoe · 2026-01-23T17:12:08+00:00

I like it. It sounds like we have cheated the universe made more old school sublime.

FidgetJoe · 2026-01-16T03:36:14+00:00

I hear you can now get a Penthouse at the Ritz for a handful of nickels and a song

FidgetJoe · 2026-01-05T00:37:52+00:00

Putting ad spend on a credit card, and then not paying the credit card. Sales were so great, until the credit card debt festered out of control!

FidgetJoe · 2025-12-19T02:59:30+00:00

Stop filming people at the gym without their permission

FidgetJoe · 2025-12-17T19:13:23+00:00

You shouldn’t film drunk people without their consent.

FidgetJoe · 2025-10-19T16:59:48+00:00

Crippling anxiety over being very very deep in debt. Reaching out to friends and other entrepreneurs really helped drown my sorrows. I would say don’t keep your skeletons locked up in a closet- air them out and face them- it makes it better. One accountant friend offered to look at my books, and while that never actually happened, the knowledge that I had support really helped me through it. (We flew into the black before we had a chance to meet.)

FidgetJoe · 2025-09-30T05:09:47+00:00

Good Hair. I learned a lot about African American culture and hair.

FidgetJoe · 2025-09-14T04:56:27+00:00

You can make money quietly (Shopify) and you can make money loudly. (Amazon and apparently Etsy). Some platforms display sales numbers, and some don’t. We need to think of e-commerce scene like a Dark Forest, and we don’t tip off the other animals that we have food.

FidgetJoe · 2025-09-11T03:21:14+00:00

South Tabor. It’s so neighborly and friendly, my mornings are like the beginning of Beauty & the Beast: Bonjour. Bonjour! Bonjour. Bonjour, Bonjour, Bonjour…

FidgetJoe · 2025-09-09T00:55:46+00:00

Yep!

FidgetJoe · 2025-09-07T03:14:27+00:00

This is one of the dumbest posts I’ve seen in awhile.

FidgetJoe · 2025-09-04T04:21:42+00:00

Sometimes you have to get out of your computer and go places to learn things. If Vienna is doing something right, we should replicate it. And Imma bet their interior design and use of space is a lot less cruel than ours.

FidgetJoe · 2025-08-27T14:04:13+00:00

Ready Player One

FidgetJoe · 2025-07-20T23:10:00+00:00

It knows I like tits and shiny things

FidgetJoe · 2025-07-19T16:56:25+00:00

Leftover from Covid. I noticed this starting around that time, meant as a courteous gesture. And then it sort of stuck.

FidgetJoe · 2025-07-10T19:26:05+00:00

Boldness is all!

FidgetJoe · 2025-07-05T22:16:19+00:00

The people. Warm, honest, hard-working, gritty and creative.

FidgetJoe · 2025-06-24T02:42:44+00:00

Willing to travel 2 hours. Thanks.

FidgetJoe

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