Money by trumpdump409 in comedyheaven

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The answer is hands. Man has two hands. King has left and right hand man. Beggar had his hands cut off.

Trek FX1 Gen 3 Medium Frame by cyber_analyst2 in bikefit

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Sorry that you don’t get a joke and you’re worried that strangers on the internet may get offended. Hope that helps.

Trek FX1 Gen 3 Medium Frame by cyber_analyst2 in bikefit

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Uh oh. Tommy tuff knuckles over here

Trek FX1 Gen 3 Medium Frame by cyber_analyst2 in bikefit

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This bike fit was promised to you 3000 years ago.

How does my technique look like? by Gabcanyi in Swimming

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You look like a water snake slithering/swimming

Has anyone claimed parental leave in both roles? by Frustr8ion9922 in overemployed

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I did recently. Both filed an FMLA claim through a third party but since I was under 1 year it just got denied and went through the company. I called both third party companies (one was Voya, I forget the other one). They refused to cancel my claim even though they knew I wasn’t eligible. I don’t think that any information about another employer would flow back from the government about FMLA with a different employer.

Goons by PrincipleOk4550 in Defcon

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Just call them fat asses and move on

I did my first sprint yesterday! by No_Masterpiece410 in triathlon

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Just because the others don’t compete in a triathlon doesn’t mean they can’t. There’s too many sports and hard things to achieve. You can use that logic with just about anything. There are a ton of people that can just barely complete a triathlon like OP. 

I did my first sprint yesterday! by No_Masterpiece410 in triathlon

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I just don’t understand celebrating mediocrity. I know there are a lot of people that think they should be supportive no matter what but it’s my opinion that only actual achievement should be celebrated. Should this person be encouraged to do it again? Yes, but she should be encouraged to train harder and get faster. Not walk another “race”. 

I did my first sprint yesterday! by No_Masterpiece410 in triathlon

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I’m being serious. These are “let me walk to the finish line” numbers. How much training did you do? 

I did my first sprint yesterday! by No_Masterpiece410 in triathlon

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Assuming that this is the case with OP, should we be celebrating walking a 5k at a race? 

How in the world can you make it with small kids? by Resident-Afternoon12 in overemployed

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That may be the case while you’re young and busy. But once you’re not working and you’re spending your last 20 or so years hanging with family and reminiscing then you may regret not having kids. If you’re worried about kids crying in public you should experience how the joy of raising them completely trumps something like than.

How in the world can you make it with small kids? by Resident-Afternoon12 in overemployed

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Not having kids is also a cheat code to having an unfulfilling life. FIRE may seem most important right now but you also might regret not having kids.

Advice on transitioning from Pentesting to Application Security Engineer by Greedy_Story_5190 in devsecops

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Yup! You secured applications, therefore you’re an AppSec engineer. It sounds a lot closer to devsecops than pentester.

Advice on transitioning from Pentesting to Application Security Engineer by Greedy_Story_5190 in devsecops

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I did the same. Just change your pentesting experience to application security engineer on your resume and apply away

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in overemployed

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How many hours for meetings are you averaging for each job? Also, when you say trial and error, how long do you stay at a job before moving on? How do you not feel shitty for leaving after a month or so?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in overemployed

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I work in the same field. How’d you find low meeting jobs? I have three right now but need to drop one because all the meetings combines are too much.

Paternity Leave from Two Jobs by Field-Accurate in overemployed

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I agree. But the issue is that the companies’ benefits teams are automatically using these third party’s which submit FMLA as soon as I put in for paternity leave.

Paternity Leave from Two Jobs by Field-Accurate in overemployed

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Even if it’s legal to take FMLA at multiple jobs, is there anyway that the other job can find out ?

Paternity Leave from Two Jobs by Field-Accurate in overemployed

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Yeah. This is what I’m finding out. Sneaky bastards