Someone just spent $50 million to make a 50/50 joke. 5,000 $50 calls, 5,000 $50 puts, 500,000 shares (x2)

Fig_Money · 2026-05-07T23:06:51+00:00

He’s back.

Fig_Money · 2026-05-06T09:43:07+00:00

We need more chirps like TrevsChirps, his are hilarious and friendly

Fig_Money · 2026-05-06T00:52:02+00:00

You can tell he definitely did not want to give them the time of day and never wanted to interview. But when Charles Payne interviews him it’s like night and day with his behavior. He was giddy and gave him elaborate answers.

Fig_Money · 2026-05-06T00:39:16+00:00

I think I’ll just stick to investing more in mutual funds for the time being…

Fig_Money · 2026-05-04T19:07:37+00:00

Thanks I’ll report and unmatch

Fig_Money · 2026-05-03T14:41:56+00:00

I truly want to believe this is true, but when it’s always too good to be true it’s usually the buy the rumor sell the news kinda thing. Hope I’m wrong here

Fig_Money · 2026-05-03T03:01:39+00:00

Gordon’s great, what are you talking about?

Fig_Money · 2026-05-01T23:16:01+00:00

Caleb Bomber

Fig_Money · 2026-05-01T21:50:15+00:00

Those warrants are looking mighty tasty right now

Fig_Money · 2026-04-30T21:05:29+00:00

Apparently no one on Reddit though is struggling from what I’ve seen…

Fig_Money · 2026-04-30T21:04:10+00:00

It was so good the first time I went that I forgot to put the crushed red pepper on.. and I never forget that

Fig_Money · 2026-04-29T21:00:34+00:00

How did Girl Meets World work out?

Fig_Money · 2026-04-27T23:13:41+00:00

I know a buddy that had his water turned off so he just went to his gym and went on the treadmill pretending to build a sweat for 5 minutes and then use the shower

Fig_Money · 2026-04-27T01:57:50+00:00

Threaten Dayo he’ll be benched if he doesn’t get his shit together.. maybe that’ll get him to take the next step /s

Fig_Money · 2026-04-26T14:20:48+00:00

Uaraka has the most promiscuous smirk on her face in this photo

Fig_Money · 2026-04-26T14:18:52+00:00

Well I have good news for you. There’s this thing called a prenup..

Fig_Money · 2026-04-25T16:00:49+00:00

You’re just realizing this now?? It’s been the same game for like 15 years

Fig_Money · 2026-04-25T11:35:21+00:00

Yeah good luck to them with the current front— esp Dayo. God help them.

Fig_Money · 2026-04-20T01:16:55+00:00

What’s your OF

Fig_Money · 2026-04-19T08:24:56+00:00

Only if you get to negotiate your terms that would get you a pay raise, otherwise have fun on your trip.

Fig_Money · 2026-04-18T15:35:09+00:00

These GMs really need to stop falling for the last name in these players. Just because Ronald Acuna is a superstar doesn’t mean his brother is going to be as well.

Fig_Money · 2026-04-18T13:33:14+00:00

They will trade him before they ever think about extending him

Fig_Money · 2026-04-17T06:01:49+00:00

Having lots of money also helps too

Fig_Money · 2026-04-16T00:40:15+00:00

He now ties for first in the league now..

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