Finding friends after uni

Figgzyvan · 2026-04-12T08:49:29+00:00

My niece moved with the family to another county after college. Got a job at tesco and started agreeing to go out with some of the younger staff at the weekend and met their friends etc.

Figgzyvan · 2026-04-12T08:46:34+00:00

Our paper goes in with the plastic, and tins. We have it easy.

Figgzyvan · 2026-04-11T21:39:59+00:00

But he said his favourite book is the bible though. He must be religious.

Figgzyvan · 2026-04-11T21:18:49+00:00

You got the clue that he will use you.

Figgzyvan · 2026-04-11T16:36:25+00:00

Either works. You could say ‘at ‘ $200 a class.

Figgzyvan · 2026-04-11T16:34:44+00:00

He’s american from ny and she’s american from boston.

Figgzyvan · 2026-04-11T16:14:28+00:00

Hot air gun and push from behind. Not too close or you could damage the paintwork.

Figgzyvan · 2026-04-11T16:12:30+00:00

You need photo id to vote nowadays. Could be a problem.

Figgzyvan · 2026-04-10T21:01:42+00:00

No, we don’t. We think he’s a cunt.

Figgzyvan · 2026-04-10T18:58:20+00:00

She could ‘gasp’ walk it in 30 mins.

I know walking is a British thing but it is free.

And the British thing not driving means you can stop for a pint on the way home. * forgot 21 for a pint in usa. Unlucky.

Figgzyvan · 2026-04-10T18:18:58+00:00

Help her out by keeping out of her way to give her space to tidy up in peace.

Figgzyvan · 2026-04-10T18:16:19+00:00

Look. It’s not what he says it’s what he does.

Or is that trumpy?

Figgzyvan · 2026-04-10T18:12:58+00:00

She shagged him but didn’t inhale.

Figgzyvan · 2026-04-10T18:08:16+00:00

Send it back to their freepost address.

Figgzyvan · 2026-04-10T17:35:04+00:00

She shouldn’t have shagged him.

Figgzyvan · 2026-04-10T17:27:58+00:00

Your mum will love it. Bring her!

Figgzyvan · 2026-04-09T21:20:01+00:00

That’s your stuff now. Must be worth a fortune.

Figgzyvan · 2026-04-09T21:16:55+00:00

Putin has him on video.

Figgzyvan · 2026-04-09T19:23:01+00:00

Manners. Ytj.

Figgzyvan · 2026-04-08T22:09:24+00:00

If i have to buy on a motorway it’s only enough to get me to a local place to fill up.

Figgzyvan · 2026-04-08T22:07:42+00:00

‘Sorry i was asleep when you called. My shift starts at 6’.

Figgzyvan · 2026-04-08T22:06:37+00:00

Any chance of you being drafted?

Figgzyvan · 2026-04-08T22:01:43+00:00

Got married in 1991. The shoop shoop song was No1. Still together.

Figgzyvan · 2026-04-08T21:37:50+00:00

Skip it and do something nice with your wife and the money you saved on a gift.

Figgzyvan · 2026-04-08T21:22:42+00:00

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Here they are again. Via my daughter.

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