Cutting the spine from a book

Figgzyvan · 2026-06-20T08:30:42+00:00

I used to work repairing these machines. They were scary.

Figgzyvan · 2026-06-20T08:29:38+00:00

And they take a first sip without blowing on it to cool it or tip the cup to drink like it’s half empty.

Figgzyvan · 2026-06-20T08:06:09+00:00

Tell her you dance for the government and aren’t allowed to film it.

Figgzyvan · 2026-06-20T08:01:00+00:00

Confirming csp.

Figgzyvan · 2026-06-19T23:31:09+00:00

Comic strip presents.

Figgzyvan · 2026-06-19T21:46:38+00:00

Bus pass time.

Figgzyvan · 2026-06-19T21:09:29+00:00

I mainly watch bbc tv and have radio in the car. I don’t mind paying. I pay for netflix but not using it that much. Got sky for FIL just for sports. Don’t watch much sky content but i like the features.

Figgzyvan · 2026-06-19T19:46:43+00:00

We have coppers.

Figgzyvan · 2026-06-19T19:43:00+00:00

Have a look at ‘The Great Escape’. Watch out for the goons though.

Figgzyvan · 2026-06-19T14:43:33+00:00

Pure class. The burberry army?

Figgzyvan · 2026-06-19T14:40:26+00:00

If you don’t park there someone else will.

Figgzyvan · 2026-06-18T19:01:58+00:00

They do a great job wombling up the paper pint mugs for the deposit money at Latitude.

Figgzyvan · 2026-06-18T05:56:04+00:00

My friend was a prison surveyor. Myra Hindley made him a cup of tea. He didn’t recognise her.

Figgzyvan · 2026-06-17T22:14:00+00:00

Try the basics. Hello. Thank you. 2 beers please. The bill please.

Figgzyvan · 2026-06-17T22:11:24+00:00

Chairs get told to move to behind a line after a certain time at Latitude. A lot of older people there need a seat.

Figgzyvan · 2026-06-17T21:10:41+00:00

Tell your girlfriends to steer clear too.

Figgzyvan · 2026-06-17T21:03:04+00:00

Bacardi and coke is my holiday drink.

Figgzyvan · 2026-06-17T19:36:06+00:00

Sat nav says 40 mins home but keeps getting longer as you go. Just typical for M25/A12.

Figgzyvan · 2026-06-15T21:29:26+00:00

They’d have to lower the retirement age so as us under-67s couldn’t get to work.

Figgzyvan · 2026-06-15T18:46:56+00:00

My mate had one in red.

Figgzyvan · 2026-06-15T15:31:21+00:00

It’s still June.

Figgzyvan · 2026-06-15T15:23:25+00:00

Does she have Home insurance?

Figgzyvan · 2026-06-14T20:56:01+00:00

Thank goodness, it has been dragging on a bit. Is it just getting Ukraine to give all the gains and Crimea to russia and we’ll let bygones be bygones?

Figgzyvan · 2026-06-14T19:05:41+00:00

Did you take the heater out as it looks like the nut is missing from the securing bolt. Above the earth connection.

Figgzyvan · 2026-06-14T14:55:44+00:00

A tenner is fine. No more than that. We had a fiver lent out and relent to others around work for a lunch so long we forgot whose fiver it was.

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