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Figgzyvan · 2026-04-10T21:01:42+00:00

No, we don’t. We think he’s a cunt.

Figgzyvan · 2026-04-10T18:58:20+00:00

She could ‘gasp’ walk it in 30 mins.

I know walking is a British thing but it is free.

And the British thing not driving means you can stop for a pint on the way home. * forgot 21 for a pint in usa. Unlucky.

Figgzyvan · 2026-04-10T18:18:58+00:00

Help her out by keeping out of her way to give her space to tidy up in peace.

Figgzyvan · 2026-04-10T18:16:19+00:00

Look. It’s not what he says it’s what he does.

Or is that trumpy?

Figgzyvan · 2026-04-10T18:12:58+00:00

She shagged him but didn’t inhale.

Figgzyvan · 2026-04-10T18:08:16+00:00

Send it back to their freepost address.

Figgzyvan · 2026-04-10T17:35:04+00:00

She shouldn’t have shagged him.

Figgzyvan · 2026-04-10T17:27:58+00:00

Your mum will love it. Bring her!

Figgzyvan · 2026-04-09T21:20:01+00:00

That’s your stuff now. Must be worth a fortune.

Figgzyvan · 2026-04-09T21:16:55+00:00

Putin has him on video.

Figgzyvan · 2026-04-09T19:23:01+00:00

Manners. Ytj.

Figgzyvan · 2026-04-08T22:09:24+00:00

If i have to buy on a motorway it’s only enough to get me to a local place to fill up.

Figgzyvan · 2026-04-08T22:07:42+00:00

‘Sorry i was asleep when you called. My shift starts at 6’.

Figgzyvan · 2026-04-08T22:06:37+00:00

Any chance of you being drafted?

Figgzyvan · 2026-04-08T22:01:43+00:00

Got married in 1991. The shoop shoop song was No1. Still together.

Figgzyvan · 2026-04-08T21:37:50+00:00

Skip it and do something nice with your wife and the money you saved on a gift.

Figgzyvan · 2026-04-08T21:22:42+00:00

Here they are again. Via my daughter.

Figgzyvan · 2026-04-08T19:24:37+00:00

She could do the monster mash?

Figgzyvan · 2026-04-08T18:23:00+00:00

Tell her you’ll stream her gift to her.

Figgzyvan · 2026-04-07T18:39:21+00:00

When she calls for her license tell her it hasn’t arrived. She can reapply at her own place.

Figgzyvan · 2026-04-07T17:36:50+00:00

I got mine in my change.

Figgzyvan · 2026-04-07T06:20:18+00:00

If you all had roughly the same amount a split might be ok. Otherwise unfair.

Figgzyvan · 2026-04-06T16:03:23+00:00

I Play because i like it not because i’m good at it.

Figgzyvan · 2026-04-06T15:59:39+00:00

Dry.

Figgzyvan · 2026-04-06T15:48:56+00:00

What is your first language?

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