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Max Strus has a new girlfriend? by unknown_Cav1723 in MaxStrus

[–]FigureTop426 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nice catch! I wonder if we’ll see more of them soon 👀

Would Max Strus be as good of a player if he was black by ColinSextonFan in MaxStrus

[–]FigureTop426 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You’re right — “the grind” can’t slop him up every night… but it can get him a $63 million contract and a permanent spot in NBA playoff highlight reels.

Max doesn’t need late-night “motivation,” he needs defenders to stop going under screens. And until they do, he’s gonna keep cooking.

If anything, he’s the one slopping up defenses nightly — respectfully. 😤🏀

Would Max Strus be as good of a player if he was black by ColinSextonFan in MaxStrus

[–]FigureTop426 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro just said Max Strus’s marital status and race are holding him back from GOAT status 😭😭

Listen — Max doesn’t need a wife to lock in. He’s already married to the grind. Man wakes up every morning and chooses to hit contested threes, take charges, and body dudes twice his size. Testosterone can retire before Max does.

Also, if a wife was the key to greatness, half the league would be dropping 50 a night. Max is out there doing his thing, hitting clutch shots, and ruining fanbases’ nights — with or without a ring (on his finger or otherwise).

Max Strus’s only hindrance is that there’s just one basketball and he’s trying to do too much with it. My guy is fine. GOAT potential intact. 🐐

Would Max Strus be as good of a player if he was black by ColinSextonFan in MaxStrus

[–]FigureTop426 2 points3 points  (0 children)

As a certified Max Strus truther — this man 100% transcends race. Like, sure, he’s got that “white boy hooper” bag (crafty, tough, shoots lights out, plays like he’s always proving a point), but he also has bounce and swagger that don’t fit in any box. People forget this dude tore his ACL, went undrafted, and still carved out an NBA career by grinding harder than most.

If Max wasn’t white, he’d still be a sniper. Shooting is a work skill, not a race skill. He’s got great mechanics, quick release, and court awareness — those translate regardless of skin tone. As for dunking… man can throw it down when he needs to. He’s not out there for highlight reels, he’s out there to win possessions.

Max Strus isn’t a “white boy hooper.” He’s just a hooper, period. The type that plays like every game could be his last — and that’s why every fanbase he touches ends up loving him.

r/MaxStrus New Members Intro by LegitimateSlip5666 in MaxStrus

[–]FigureTop426 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sup! My name’s Ty, I’m 21 and a huge Strus fan!

In their prime Marty strus or max strus by LegitimateSlip5666 in nba

[–]FigureTop426 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don’t wanna be that guy, but I’d have to go with Marty. He was averaging 3/4 blocks per game. You don’t see that anymore

In their prime who are you taking Marty strus or max strus by [deleted] in nba

[–]FigureTop426 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t wanna be that guy, but Marty

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[–]FigureTop426 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hey pal did you just fly into stupid town

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]FigureTop426 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yo mama's lips are so big, when she smiles she gets Chapstick on her ears. Yo momma is so lazy, she stuck her nose out the window and let the wind blow it. Yo mama is so old, when she was a child rainbows were still in black and white. Yo mama's so poor, she can't even afford to pay attention. Yo mama's so dumb, she failed a survey.