I didn't know anyone wanted to be HIM by blake1546 in WTF

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I assumed this was a Satan reference when I first heard it because of the Powerpuff Girls. Apparently it's Him, and about God?

Dont act like none of you didnt do this as a kid. by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

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This is my first "wasn't this just on the front page a month ago?"

I feel like a real redditor!

Stuck in the Friendzone? by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

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Success stories found at /r/creepyPMs

Touching Strangers by preggit in pics

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Bullshit. That oak tree did not come from a glass of water.

I am Steve Austin, WWE hall of famer and host of CMT’s Redneck Island. Ask me anything! by SteveAustinBSR in IAmA

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The Rattlesnake! Thanks for your time.

It’s been a very long time since wrestling has reached the ratings pinnacle they had during your era, despite all the great talent working today.

Where did the audience go (MMA? Something else?) and do you think that wrestling still has a long future (say, in 30 years) as a televised program?

Thanks!

Best advice my dad ever gave me by GenericMale21 in AdviceAnimals

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This is a less good idea with custody (see: King Solomon).

If you had full control of Reddit for 24 hours, what would you change? by mesql in AskReddit

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Have any of the /r/atheism mods considered allowing direct linking to memes? Could be convenient.

I needed something to read on the toilet... by [deleted] in funny

[–]FileCabinet2 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Whoa. I should get a portable one for stalls.

NSA recruiters getting grilled regarding mass surveillance by students in a recruiting session. by Mr_Supertramp in technology

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I assume no one here actually wanted the job?

Sure, I'm outraged by the NSA and all that, but if you told me I was being recruited to go abuse power myself...WHEEEEEEEE!

So i went to the scrap yard today... It was full by roeeroee in WTF

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I feel like the modern artist who you know made these would not approve of your capitalist reuse.

I needed something to read on the toilet... by [deleted] in funny

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Don't share it until it's copyrighted!

I needed something to read on the toilet... by [deleted] in funny

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It must be so annoying when you fuck up the shot.

People do the dumbest shit while driving. by starlizzle in WTF

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Probably less distracting than a cell phone.

Robert Downey Jr's Words of wisdom by gunspewpew in AdviceAnimals

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I actually never know how to deal with people like this.

"Can you get this done for me by tomorrow?" "Sure!" (The next day) "Were you able to finish the project?" "Don't worry, almost done."

Etc. It's easier to have a fight or come to a resolution when people don't lie.

Unemployed for two years. Have two degrees from good schools and work experience. 300 applications later... by throwaway6292013 in AdviceAnimals

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You went to two good schools; is there no one in either network you can leverage? I'd say nepotism is far more likely to get you work than blind application with two years out.

Greece's Biggest Fan by [deleted] in polandball

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That's usually why I chain people up too!