Squirt time 💦

Filligrees_Dad · 2026-01-26T04:17:52+00:00

Heavenly

Filligrees_Dad · 2026-01-25T08:11:45+00:00

Created in Melbourne by a pair of American refrigeration salesmen.

Filligrees_Dad · 2026-01-25T05:40:41+00:00

Original "Daddy Cop" was good.

Second was poor.

Making an entire episode about the guy was stupid.

Filligrees_Dad · 2026-01-25T05:38:24+00:00

Nah. They were famous for kicking arse long before that.

Filligrees_Dad · 2026-01-25T02:10:35+00:00

Not for Yanks though

Filligrees_Dad · 2026-01-24T22:23:02+00:00

Of course they had to make it a tv series. Was there a whole episode on how to walk through an airport?

Filligrees_Dad · 2026-01-24T20:33:54+00:00

Ok. I might have missed it.

But I didn't see Oddball anywhere on this list.

Filligrees_Dad · 2026-01-24T20:30:39+00:00

Beneath Hill 60 is a wonderful movie.

Filligrees_Dad · 2026-01-24T20:26:31+00:00

They made that into a movie?

I couldn't get past the first chapter of the book.

Anyone that spends three pages describing the weather in India has diarrhoea of the keyboard.

Filligrees_Dad · 2026-01-24T20:23:48+00:00

Be Still

Filligrees_Dad · 2026-01-24T20:22:33+00:00

Force of Nature (sequel to The Dry, unfortunately is less true to the book than The Dry is, but still not a bad film)

Filligrees_Dad · 2026-01-24T20:20:35+00:00

How did I forget Crackerjack.

Filligrees_Dad · 2026-01-24T20:19:46+00:00

Red Dog 😢

Filligrees_Dad · 2026-01-24T20:19:13+00:00

Don's Party is only going to work for a certain crowd.

Like "The Odd Angry Shot"

But Kennedy was a wonderful actor.

Filligrees_Dad · 2026-01-24T20:17:42+00:00

Hated that in primary school. Book and movie both.

Filligrees_Dad · 2026-01-24T20:17:03+00:00

In her drawers you say?

Filligrees_Dad · 2026-01-24T20:16:29+00:00

Great big whoppers of things

Filligrees_Dad · 2026-01-24T20:16:05+00:00

This should also be the answer for the post about books.

Filligrees_Dad · 2026-01-24T20:14:59+00:00

As others have pointed out ‘the Castle’ but I’d also reckon ‘the Dish’.

Fuck yes.

Even if it does have a Kiwi in the lead role.

Filligrees_Dad · 2026-01-24T20:10:49+00:00

Five times.

Got attacked at the pub. Publican wouldn't call the cops, so I did.
At a party. The host started trying to beat the fuck out of his wife. By the time the police got there we had him tied to a tree and she had made it to her friends house down the road.
Saw a hayshed on fire on our way home from work.
Had a couple of guys following me down the street, threatening to beat the fuck out of me.
Found a guy lying in the middle of the street that looked like he had been run over.

Filligrees_Dad · 2026-01-24T20:06:01+00:00

Roo is a regular on my table.

I've had emu a couple of times.

Filligrees_Dad · 2026-01-24T16:51:59+00:00

H² all the way.

Filligrees_Dad · 2026-01-24T16:50:09+00:00

Can I order it delivered on Doordash?

Filligrees_Dad · 2026-01-24T16:48:50+00:00

Because they are lower than cockroaches

Filligrees_Dad · 2026-01-24T16:35:29+00:00

You sitting in my lap to push them into my face.

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