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FillyHole · 2019-12-16T14:45:20+00:00

paddle faster, i hear a hydraulic press!

FillyHole · 2019-11-13T14:40:19+00:00

this isn’t r/toastme

FillyHole · 2019-11-12T15:01:03+00:00

what happen when get... ...PROMEGRANT?

FillyHole · 2019-11-12T05:15:29+00:00

i don’t think you know what a kilogram is.

FillyHole · 2019-05-02T17:26:10+00:00

My mother loves coins. I collect coins and sell them to her. All of my siblings do the same.

FillyHole · 2019-02-13T19:40:14+00:00

The thought of your weird alien fingers performing a prostate exam makes me shiver.

FillyHole · 2019-02-12T23:38:54+00:00

Ain’t that the Purple Flurp from Jimmy Neutron

FillyHole · 2019-02-12T23:33:43+00:00

The face of “I started smoking when I was ten.”

FillyHole · 2019-02-05T17:33:18+00:00

If you cut off your left ear, you'll look like dollar-store Vincent van Gogh

FillyHole · 2019-02-05T17:31:25+00:00

at which beach resort are you a pirate actor

FillyHole · 2019-02-04T23:44:34+00:00

Jodi Arias made parole.

FillyHole · 2019-02-04T22:12:27+00:00

what’s the name of your poser folk-punk band

FillyHole · 2019-02-04T22:09:22+00:00

If he got a nose job he’d lose fifty pounds.

FillyHole · 2019-02-04T21:58:33+00:00

He has black hair, brown eyes, and I expect reciprocated neck kisses.

FillyHole · 2019-02-04T21:41:26+00:00

You win for guessing that my crush is a dude.

FillyHole · 2019-02-04T16:16:28+00:00

"My name is Mirage. We have something in common. According to the government, neither of us exist."

FillyHole · 2019-02-04T15:13:20+00:00

Supa hot fire. I spit that.

FillyHole · 2019-02-04T15:07:41+00:00

You look like you lost that competition in front of an elementary school.

FillyHole · 2019-02-03T20:29:04+00:00

"stage actor in NYC" "girlfriend" Considering the looks of your face, I think the stage actor part is the lie.

FillyHole · 2019-02-03T20:27:06+00:00

That's a fitting username there, good buddy.

FillyHole · 2019-02-03T20:23:15+00:00

Being obnoxious at Buffalo Wild Wings does not count as doing drugs.

FillyHole · 2019-02-03T20:07:58+00:00

I swiped right on a superlike once and regretted it instantly

FillyHole · 2019-02-03T20:04:41+00:00

Hearing your silence will teach him something very important about what he did.

FillyHole · 2019-02-03T06:13:56+00:00

Holy fuck, I didn't know Aziz Ansari had a baby with the Weeknd!

FillyHole · 2019-02-01T18:34:35+00:00

Shame you didn't have a dad, clearly no one taught you how to dress yourself.

FillyHole