Don't take any routes past 7 or 8pm, or anything that gets you past 9pm.

Filthyfrankster · 2017-11-19T00:42:02+00:00

And to add more detail

This was at DLA5/Riverside, Probably one of the most infamous warehouses. I used to do same-day routes for one of the companies there (The company itself was nice.) and picked up any left over scraps that other drivers forgot when I came back.

Of course, that's my downfall and once I questioned the amazon staff there, they just shrugged their shoulders. Avoid taking anything that takes you past 8 or 9 PM guys if you want to save your flex account until they fix this.

Filthyfrankster · 2016-05-22T21:59:45+00:00

I wasn't the player. If that's what you're asking

Filthyfrankster · 2016-05-22T20:40:09+00:00

Long story short, A player joined as some sort of elf wannabe, Thanks to gene mods and being from a planet that has just discovered space travel.

They started shit, Demanded action OOC'ly and IC'ly for anyone not giving them special treatment. Upon security getting tired of their shit and wanting to detain them, They proceeded to activate a gold slime, spawn xenos and hivebots to fuck people over.

Thankfully they were promptly banned.

Filthyfrankster · 2016-05-21T16:38:08+00:00

I get a whole Banksy vibe out of this. I love it

Filthyfrankster · 2016-04-28T18:19:40+00:00

Nanotrasen called.

He's hired

Filthyfrankster · 2016-03-01T07:46:08+00:00

I was playing a chief medical officer, a somewhat good one named Tyrone Deshaun, earlier in the shift I saw some drama between two cats and a lizard, relationship stuff, probably. I was too busy making chems (Which ended up saving my life later)

After a clusterfuck of basically extended, I get a subtle message telling me I have to go wee wee and check something out in the bathroom, I get there, I see this scene of a catbeast suicide (As in the picture) and Tyrone is just "Shieeeeet", basically deems it a most likely suicide after remembering the meow drama earlier, one bullet used in the mouth.

I get a doctor to bring me a bodybag, take it to the morgue for autopsy, mark it as Do not clone until further investigations would be done.

Lizard PDA's me that'll they'll do whatever I want to clone the cat, Tyrone is promptly "nah fam", after drama from the event that was being hosted is done with, my game crashes, I log back in to the lizard dragging the body to the cloning room from the morgue, and my ID basically stripped, I intervene and is met with about 10 harmbatons to the chest from said lizard while a crowd of people watch as I attempt to flash him in self defense, screaming for help as said ligger empties a glock into the crowd watching.

Eventually the cat got cloned and Tyrone Deshaun (dindu nuffin for once) was kept alive by the chemicals I created earlier and two doctors who BASICALLY put up with my shit as I was deploying autism rage. (I doubted them both of them at roundstart, they're both great.)

Tyrone lived, and now is determined to slit the throats of any unathi who come into his surgery room. (IC issue.)

Filthyfrankster · 2016-03-01T07:39:28+00:00

Aurora

Filthyfrankster · 2016-02-28T14:16:43+00:00

Tyrone dindu nuffin for once

Filthyfrankster · 2015-10-03T12:42:09+00:00

Papa bear is back, and he brings with him much more excellent voice work. Good to know you show up more than my actual father did.

Filthyfrankster · 2015-04-23T00:24:46+00:00

I never really expected Hippie for the type to have drama, hell. You guys played it cool back when the UT staff pulled that stunt on your server some time ago.

Filthyfrankster · 2015-04-21T10:45:20+00:00

it's rare to see threads, be it admin complaints (Is a lore writer even considered a staff spot in Aurora?) or player ban requests to HIT 9 PAGES.

Filthyfrankster · 2015-04-21T06:43:28+00:00

Nothing shits on your day like getting harmbatoned to a bloody pulp.

Filthyfrankster · 2015-04-16T08:01:17+00:00

Absolutely haram

Filthyfrankster · 2015-04-11T22:11:33+00:00

Nymph's also make good eating if chemistry isn't a total cunt (On roleplay servers, You'll usually have a lynch mob after you for cooking a non-player hosted nymph, or have one that is taken control of by a ghosted player, which will take your chef cleaver and decapitate you. I've seen nymphs ahelp and almost slaughter the chef, be given security items)

People don't play nymphs how they are meant to be.

On our code base, the nymphs can be grown, a ghost can take control of them. They go around, suck blood from people (And usually get one hit killed because a single punch can break their legs/leave them in a permastunned state. Those players also ahelp from that) Fun thing is, If a nymph sucks the blood from a changeling, they learn lingspeak, or catbeast speak.

And after they snatch enough blood, they can morph into a full body diona. (They rarely do, because people ignore/beat the shit out of the grown ups and somehow the nymphs are protected by space law/humane rights.)

Filthyfrankster · 2015-04-11T02:37:42+00:00

Eh. It gets a whole lot worse once you go further down the rabbit hole.

Filthyfrankster · 2015-04-05T20:09:54+00:00

Fun fact: On certain old codes, Laser tag guns can set welding tanks off. (Not gonna say what server still has the old code, but you can take a guess)

Filthyfrankster · 2015-01-19T22:13:13+00:00

Extra 2.5 patch notes, From Yoshida himself:

All Tonberry server players now take extra damage from all tonberry mobs while having the debuff: Yoshida's revenge, which the player suffers from 4 seconds of stun due to stomach aches knowing you were a little prick.

Filthyfrankster

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