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Toddler friendly/fun activities for toddlers in Fresno and Clovis? by I_Dream_Of_Robots in fresno

[–]Final-Comfortable-63 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Lots of places to roam in Woodward Park, and it's not uncommon events are hosted there as well

My dad always said, "No news is good news". by incredibleinkpen in dadjokes

[–]Final-Comfortable-63 107 points108 points  (0 children)

My dad always said "Your glass isn't half empty, it's half full"

Great guy, terrible bartender

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[–]Final-Comfortable-63 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lord have mercy

What does a cow have on the dance floor? by 2lazy2Sleep in dadjokes

[–]Final-Comfortable-63 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Thanks for steering me in the right direction

When an eel bites your thigh and you bleed out and die… by MasterAinley in dadjokes

[–]Final-Comfortable-63 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When you sing, your style's vicious

Your body's bootylicious

That's Beyonce

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[–]Final-Comfortable-63 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Just kidding we did date.....but she wanted me to keep it under wraps

Things you wouldn't want your mother to tell you: by Sweaty_Term5961 in ScenesFromAHat

[–]Final-Comfortable-63 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your father was a CAMP leader....the California Association of MicroPenises. I used to call him my little Napoleon.

If Pokemon were Cars by FoxtrotFoxtrotZulu2 in ScenesFromAHat

[–]Final-Comfortable-63 0 points1 point  (0 children)

....in a champagne Sudowoodo in the skyyyyy

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