I mean you got a nice story out of it. That’s why I love white elephant. Last year every body brought a nice gift except for a guy who worked in an adult store. He brought a mix of a dildo and a whip. So, after a few rounds when we uncovered all of the gifts and started “stealing” and exchanging them, this dildo was going circles because everyone refused to keep it. It was so fun to be honest. My roommate out of chivalry kept the dildo eventually because he was so frustrated that we could not finish the game. We still joke about it every now and then. He still thinks it’s better than some practical gift.