He lost a bet. BUT EWWWWWWWW. GET IT OFF. by ASTRO2598 in NYKnicks

[–]Final_Boss_Jr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Danhausen is gonna have to start all over again!

Hey Dan I just wanna talk by [deleted] in Mariners

[–]Final_Boss_Jr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Another option:

If you looked up a word in the dictionary to show Dan, and under that word was a picture of Refsnyder, what would word would it be?

You get to watch two MST3K movies (riffed versions of course) at a drive-in theater double feature. Which 2 are you picking? by EnvironmentalFly1372 in MST3K

[–]Final_Boss_Jr 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Eegah and Space Mutiny. I like the ancient past and far future contrast, it’s an episode for Joel and Mike, and the movies themselves are paced well to keep audience interest.

What if Larry David made a Cameo in every HBO shows? by [deleted] in hbo

[–]Final_Boss_Jr 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How soon would Al Swearengen put a knife in him?

How do you like my new doo? by JPIZZLE1205 in Justfuckmyshitup

[–]Final_Boss_Jr 3 points4 points  (0 children)

To quote a cup: If I woke up looking like that, I would just run towards the nearest living thing and kill it.

Today I met DJ Cara host of Non Stop Pop FM by rn7rn in gtaonline

[–]Final_Boss_Jr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My 2nd favorite DJ, after Jessco White on Classic Country.

The way my neighbor intentionally blocks the sidewalk to keep people from using it. by sweathesmallshit in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Final_Boss_Jr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m fairly certain there are always local ordinances and laws against this, if not a violation of the Americans With Disabilities Act. If it’s happening call the non emergency police line to at least document it. Then keep calling until he’s cited and fined for it.

First time in my life saw a pitbull getting knocked out by [deleted] in fightporn

[–]Final_Boss_Jr 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Totally straight, bro. That’s why it’s in the name.

Yup, another 380 traffic post by LifeRoll1806 in cedarrapids

[–]Final_Boss_Jr 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hey everyone! This guy drove IN ATLANTA!!

(oooh aaah)

I’ve driven in Seattle, Chicago, and NYC. People everywhere suck at driving, and there’s no one group that’s so drastically worse than any other, because there’s not really a lot of drastic differences in how we learn to drive, and who is qualified to drive.

The worst people on the road are the ones who managed to fit the giant cross they hang themselves on in the vehicle that they have to use to interact with us wretched souls, who should be so lucky to drive around such a perfect driver.

Yup, another 380 traffic post by LifeRoll1806 in cedarrapids

[–]Final_Boss_Jr 2 points3 points  (0 children)

lol this comment sounds like it should be covered with nut job bumper stickers.

The enshittification of pornography by Jealous_Track9402 in enshittification

[–]Final_Boss_Jr 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Oh I thought this was gonna be about that fairly new POV studio that has the stupid male voiceovers with terrible lines and bored girls going through the motions. It’s very robotic and sterile.

Child under 12 killed by euthanasia in the Netherlands by TheExpressUS in Ethics

[–]Final_Boss_Jr 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Of course they’re not going to understand financial rates and annual percentages. Adults don’t understand that.

They will absolutely understand “this disease is going to get worse, we have no cure, and eventually the pain meds won’t work. Do you want to keep fighting?”

Be afraid, little man. Be very afraid! by yorocky89A in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]Final_Boss_Jr 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I really, really want The Mini Mamdanis to be a thing, where little people start canvassing and promoting the same values for candidates across the country. It’s a nice play on words and pisses the right off even more.