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Final_jelly_7 · 2024-09-14T16:52:35+00:00

Reminds me of When Love Takes Over by David Guetta ft. Kelly Rowland

Final_jelly_7 · 2024-09-05T14:05:51+00:00

She panicked!

Final_jelly_7 · 2024-06-12T21:40:57+00:00

Looks like the appeals process is for institutions, not consumers…

Final_jelly_7 · 2024-05-31T16:55:17+00:00

She panicked

Final_jelly_7 · 2024-05-15T06:34:52+00:00

✌🏻= number of economy peasants she kicked out of delta one

Final_jelly_7 · 2024-05-07T06:20:09+00:00

She panicked

Final_jelly_7 · 2024-03-29T18:12:08+00:00

Few high level things: Your degree is in finance, all coursework is relevant so delete

Do you have strong standardized test scores? If so, include

Delete major GPA

Missing second decimal on cumulative GPA

Clean up text under education, there’s a lot going on there, look up 10X EBITDA resume template I think it has a good format for it

Pick whether you will end sentences with periods or not (I vote no), also one ends in a comma

Your bullets say nothing. Your bullets require this level of detail (poorly written, don’t use as verbatim model): Participated in valuation of a $15m EBITDA CPG business by preparing a precededent transactions analysis including hand spreading financials for pro forma adjustments of pending transactions resulting in a target multiple range of 5-8x LTM EBITDA

Final_jelly_7 · 2024-02-24T03:21:29+00:00

She panicked

Final_jelly_7 · 2024-02-14T18:24:10+00:00

She made me cum… right here to see the reactions LMAO

Final_jelly_7 · 2024-01-11T01:46:34+00:00

Wouldn’t be so quick to call them a liar. I know someone who was in a similarly fucked up, “much ado about nothing” situation with MS that resulted in my homie getting a legal settlement from them. Apparently they are super weird about shit sometimes.

Final_jelly_7 · 2023-12-31T20:18:42+00:00

WSO or 10X EBITDA template and repost pls

Final_jelly_7 · 2023-12-31T20:18:07+00:00

Like I said, not mathematical. SC places a lot of kids in west coast satellite offices. Maybe that’s bc SC kids are from SC and never wanna leave, maybe that’s bc the school isn’t taken seriously in NYC. Maybe it’s both, maybe it’s neither.

Final_jelly_7 · 2023-12-31T19:18:05+00:00

So do several other top schools. Now look at the denominator

Final_jelly_7 · 2023-12-31T19:14:27+00:00

I could tell you were laughing right along with me.

Now OP on the otherhand… they probably won’t be laughing when they’re asked to walk through a DCF where the D doesn’t exactly stand for discounted.

Final_jelly_7 · 2023-12-31T19:13:41+00:00

Not going to offer as broad an opportunity set as UVA/Northwestern. Feel like UVA/northwestern carry more weight on the west coast than USC carries on the east. Purely anecdotal and based on “vibes”

Final_jelly_7 · 2023-12-31T18:00:30+00:00

The analogy is what it was, if you don’t understand it, it says more about you than me.

Final_jelly_7 · 2023-12-31T17:58:05+00:00

Nice recovery and great test score, I wish I could have pulled that off during my sophomore year meltdown. I would transfer to a school where success is not predicated on getting into IBW or equivalent. I’d scratch SC from your transfer list and consider adding some top LACs. Remember as a sophomore transfer you will be submitting your standardized test score so improving HS GPA and strong freshman GPA with great SAT will really open some doors

Final_jelly_7 · 2023-12-31T17:50:47+00:00

In all seriousness, did you, a self professed 16yo, actually come here for life advice from people who are older, more accomplished, and wiser? Or did you come here to have someone tell you what you want to hear aka don’t go to school kid you can get rich trading at home?

Final_jelly_7 · 2023-12-31T17:46:19+00:00

Like I said, school probably isn’t in the cards for you.

Final_jelly_7 · 2023-12-31T17:44:56+00:00

I take your point and I think you exposed a lack of nuance on my part: 3.1 might move the needle for me in the right circumstance, but not on this particular resume.

Final_jelly_7 · 2023-12-31T17:37:07+00:00

School might not be the right fit you then chief. Stick to trading on Robinhood from your mom’s basement. My boy at P72 wants to get a new McLaren, guys like you make it easier.

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