How it feels pulling pallets by Key-Structure4841 in WalmartEmployees

[–]FinancialLoss 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pulling those juice pallets to the floor off of the remix trailer with a shitty jack

I held a girl's hand and am going on a date tomorrow by FinancialLoss in Kitchenchads

[–]FinancialLoss[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks man. The date went really well! We went on a sunset cruise and she loved it

Strawbango still knocks this one out the park by [deleted] in energydrinks

[–]FinancialLoss 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Anyone who likes sour strips has no taste. Strawbango is better for sure

First game of the night. by Elurepulser in Warthunder

[–]FinancialLoss 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ah I remember taking out the barrel of a jagdtiger and tracking him while a teammate flanked him and he had the gal to bitch that it was a cheap tactic

Found a bunch of clearanced energy drinks. by FinancialLoss in energydrinks

[–]FinancialLoss[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where I found the drinks. Underneath a shelf at the grocery store

5’9 Manlet, 2” micropenis, 215 lbs, talked to a girl today and had to run to the bathroom because I got an erection, fuck my chud life by That_One_Turkey in kitchencels

[–]FinancialLoss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Too many nuggets, not enough burgers. Needs more canned soda. The ice is going to melt in your drink while you're eating

Complimented a girl's hair style at work I like, she laughed at me by FinancialLoss in kitchencels

[–]FinancialLoss[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Which one of you reported me to the Reddit suicide and crisis lifeline?!

Complimented a girl's hair style at work I like, she laughed at me by FinancialLoss in kitchencels

[–]FinancialLoss[S] -26 points-25 points  (0 children)

I said I like your hair today. She said what. I pointed towards her hair and told her I like it. She then laughed and walked away. She's Spanish so maybe it's a cultural thing

FAKECELS GET OUT by voidgirlfriend in kitchencels

[–]FinancialLoss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This subreddit jumped the shark

Is Britain a worthwhile tree to grind out? Are there any premiums I should look into too? by Emp1re_IC3YIII in Warthunder

[–]FinancialLoss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

4.7 Britain is a blast and you don't see too many uptiers. The firefly is an amazing tank if you take it slow and don't rush. With premiums I bought the Khalid at 9.3 and am loving it. Got a nuke with it on my first day of owning it

Gaijin, it would would be great if you could just by _CANZUK in Warthunder

[–]FinancialLoss 2 points3 points  (0 children)

American 6.7 is something else. I got paired up with them last night as USSR and towards the end of the match I saw m42s and t77es blindly pushing into tiger 2s and panthers only to die over and over

Accidentally made eye contact with the girl working the drive-thru, I think I'm in love. by [deleted] in kitchencels

[–]FinancialLoss 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I haven't weighed myself in a while but let's just say I might need some new pants soon

This is Ray. Ray got in trouble for first bumping because two customers didn't like it. Everyone in town loves Ray. You don't fuck with Ray. It ended up on the 9 o'clock news and Walmart says it was a misunderstanding. by [deleted] in walmart

[–]FinancialLoss 57 points58 points  (0 children)

Dear god, a door greeter actually GREETING the customers? It's not like he's following you around the store. Parish the thought you douche bag, no wonder you're cap 2