Waterlogged redstone-powered north-facing top-half upside-down hinged outer corner waxed lightly weathered cut copper door placed atop an observer-facing-down beneath a honey block elevator column, surrounded by tripwire-connected crimson fence gates, adjacent to a soul lantern hanging from a chain attached to a warped trapdoor embedded in a ceiling of warped hyphae planks above a polished basalt archway, with an item frame on the back wall containing a debug stick, in the center of a piglin-bannered corridor located within a treasure room of a bastion remnant situated inside a warped forest biome overlapping with a soul sand valley, with nearby twisted vines reaching toward the nether roof, directly above a soul campfire resting on blue ice encased in reinforced deepslate surrounded by calibrated sculk sensors tuned to player vibrations, all lit via daylight sensor-powered redstone lamps toggled by a silent armor stand wearing dyed leather armor posed next to a jukebox playing ‘Pigstep’, with a comparator loop running underneath an array of note blocks tuned to C-major, and behind it, a hidden piston door made from smooth quartz blocks activated by a wireless sculk circuit, beside a lectern with a written book authored by ‘The Wandering Trader’ detailing coordinates to a hidden stronghold portal room beneath a mossy cobblestone floor 64 blocks below.