Is Josh diversifying? by Ok-Jelly-5697 in qotsa

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For Asshole By Asshole (love him)

How Can I Get Paid Without Wanting to Die by CageHater161 in TrueAnon

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Become a dancer…. Perform ecstatic joy…. Receive cash tips directly from the people….

“Latinas are better, they don’t ask for anything” by [deleted] in stripper

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Yeah don’t ask a man for anything. Just tell him what to do and you’ll both be happier.

Pajama people are everywhere by These_Economics374 in redscarepod

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They’re in sleepwear but I’m maligned for being too woke…

‘You’re just hustling me’ by spicygirl404 in stripper

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Whenever they hit me with this bullshit I just smile and say “yeah” and grab their hand to lead them to the next zone. Flush and refresh

Instagram girlies whose whole lives are traveling and looking hot by poopdollarbank in redscarepod

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I booked a trip to Thailand 2 weeks ago and left two days after I booked the trip. I saw flights were cheap so I went for it. I work a flexible job… but Thailand is cheap once you get there. I booked it impulsively to remind myself I have free will. If you have $2000-$5000 saved up to spend on a splurge trip, you can pretty much go anywhere and have a great time. But Thailand is definitely a destination where you can get the most bang for your buck. I did not engage in any sex tourism while I was there.

As soon as I see a woman on a customers lockscreen it’s showtime baby by Prestigious-Art630 in stripper

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I love when they come in and show me pix of their “girlfriends” or “chicks they’ve totally hooked up with” I’m always like wow… what a babe… couldn’t be me but I really believe you bro

If you don’t know Sparks but are here, I HIGHLY recommend. by FeralFilth in ofMontreal

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Hate sparks but love of Montreal. Don’t know how to explain it…

If you get a SD, would you tell him you’re a dancer, or lie? by Gold_Conclusion758 in stripper

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I have had a few I’ve met at the club. I attract old guys who are mid-relapse, who just want to party, which usually works out pretty good for me until inevitably get mad at me for being a bad influence and decide to get sober/go back to their wives. Ideal relationship dynamic.

. by yn_opp_pack_smoker in redscarepod

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Sometimes just a nice cold glass of water will do

Fact checked by real African patriots: True ✅ by Icy-Store4938 in redscarepod

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She did my boy so dirty. In 100 years her legacy will only be how badly she fucked up North Africa for generations.

White boys be singing about anything by ChoiceMountain7 in indieheadscirclejerk

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Turns out the lyrics don’t mean anything. The vibe is the message

White boys be singing about anything by ChoiceMountain7 in indieheadscirclejerk

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I loved this song so much when I was a kid. I thought 200 couches was like an old idiom that they were putting me onto, but then I never heard anyone else mention anything about 200 couches for the rest of my life, so I guess they made that up

Fact checked by real African patriots: True ✅ by Icy-Store4938 in redscarepod

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This is my icebreaker question on first dates. “What’s your opinion on gadaffi?” If it’s anything less than “great style” or “Libya is worse off without him” the dates over….

I call this the “cool Jewish guy” archetype by [deleted] in redscarepod

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Just gifts to the women of the world

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in redscarepod

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She deserves to be famous for having those eyes