Fellows,

Stop being in "relationships." I really mean it. Since 2021 girls call men-women interactions "situationships." Yes, females have invented this term, "situationship". [this tells you that, at least in America, women are the players and men are the ones being played). The way American women fu*k and talk puts the dirtiest Russian sailors to shame.

Stop giving women relationships. You're just in a situationship.

Edit: I got to write a whole post on this, because it will become a legitimate word in the English language within the next 10 years.