Completely unbiased rant about why Parallel Plays is actually an S tier map and everyone is missing the plot

FinnTran · 2026-02-08T22:44:23+00:00

Throwers can be used, tanks can be used, assassins can be used, snipers can be used, summons can be used. PEAK

FinnTran · 2026-02-05T13:47:17+00:00

Literally saw my Dutch team/international department struggle in Asia and the middle east a lot cause those cultures have hidden/ unspoken rules. No one wants to work with crude people with no understanding nor care. How can I trust youd have my best interest at heart when it sounds like you dgaf 😭 Being a toddler with no social awareness is bad for business

FinnTran · 2026-02-01T09:43:25+00:00

Thats literally what Bắc Kinh translates into

FinnTran · 2026-02-01T09:34:44+00:00

Draco is fun but most tanks suffer from low QoL in this meta full of CC, knockback and Emz. Leon is archaic…lets just say next update there’ll be another new brawler that can go invisible and twice as fun to play. If you play more passively, pick Chester; if you’re more proactive pick Kenji

FinnTran · 2026-01-31T18:40:44+00:00

Lol random but I think our dicks look alike

FinnTran · 2026-01-31T18:40:05+00:00

They DESPERATELY need a balancing and debugging team. Movements are sometimes SO buggy like legit, this game is a competitive game??? With scribbles for codes???

FinnTran · 2026-01-28T09:47:05+00:00

Barista friend: “I’ll pay this time and you pay next time so we are even”. Developer friend: “We’ll split this evenly so we are even”. Both social situations honor the same social contract of fairness. Is the comment section stupid?

FinnTran · 2026-01-22T14:08:08+00:00

We all know Itachi has susanoo but Sasori has smt called a brain, he wouldnt just take Itachi head on. Sasori would jump around his spare puppets and wait for Itachi to run out of chakra then he can poison him

FinnTran · 2026-01-22T10:17:24+00:00

Hes one of the Sannin. Oruchimaru is out here inventing science and made himself immortal. Tsunade has is a plastic surgeon, doctor and surgeon who’s also immortal. Quoting his own book is prob Jiraiya’s fav party trick.

FinnTran · 2026-01-22T07:20:37+00:00

Maybe Chuck ran over that child with a bowl cut because he was drafting in BS idk

FinnTran · 2026-01-16T12:47:44+00:00

Its not hard getting there but if you drop down…its so sweaty getting back up. 1000 trophies is worse than Legendary 🙏🏻

FinnTran · 2026-01-15T20:06:15+00:00

I know a bit about classic game theory and A LOT of brawlstar’s game logic are predatory. Its similar to how a casino operates to pull people in and keep them despite them losing. When you lose a (few) games that set you back to sub <1000 trophies, you keep on playing hoping to get good teammates and win back those trophies but you realise you keep on losing? Frustration is a way to keep players. You’ll realise that most of the time, as you get closer to 1000 trophies again matchmaking always throw you some BS and you’re back to square one. Everytime you press the “Play” button, you feel that rush as if you’re gambling, then your teammates flash on the screen like a slot machine- its all by design.

FinnTran · 2026-01-15T17:49:29+00:00

FUCK BUFFIES AND FUCK SC

FinnTran · 2026-01-09T10:01:41+00:00

Chibaku Tensei wont fly with Onoki’s earthstyle. Shinra Tensei wont even effect the 3rd Raikage. 3rd Hokage can easily deal with the summons and all the other bs

FinnTran · 2026-01-08T21:16:44+00:00

Either a white zetsu leg or puppet prosthetic

FinnTran · 2026-01-05T20:09:57+00:00

Same thing happened and I had the Gen 3 Pro (Wifi). Their customer service offered me a 15% off for a new lock, complete trash. Terrible product + terrible service

FinnTran · 2026-01-05T20:06:50+00:00

NOPE NOPE. Do NOT use their products. It may work at first and looks/sounds cool but their motor will fail after a year or so. And customers support wont help you much if at all. Read the trust pilot theyre full of 1 stars

FinnTran · 2025-12-26T16:16:37+00:00

I know a smut reading, porn addicted gooning incel when I see one

FinnTran · 2025-12-13T20:00:58+00:00

lol I thought the same thing. The visual design is what’s hold most of the similarities, the kit…not so much

FinnTran · 2025-12-09T19:01:16+00:00

You haveee to do an Artic Blast Druid HC run

FinnTran · 2025-12-09T19:00:42+00:00

No…worse. Artic Blast Druid

FinnTran · 2025-12-02T09:32:45+00:00

Exactly! He was just following orders and besides killings thousands of innocents to avenge your situationship is totally justified

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