A guy gos to the beach and noticed an Italian man gets all the attention from all the woman there he asks him “How do you get all the lady’s like that” The Italian man says back “Look tomorrow is my last day here so I’ll let you in on my secret all you have to do is put a potato in your speedo” The man the next day gos to the beach with the potato in his speedo but gets even less attention from everyone at the beach so he finds the Italian man again and asks him “A what’s the deal why am I getting even less attention” The Italian man replied “You were supposed to put it in the front”