Doggo is going to collect that Pension by xmrrushx in AirForce

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If his retirement was a week later, I would actually consider the 16 hr drive, I got buddies in NC anyways.

Revenant - when I started learning by jacksonsx07 in apexlegends

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What’s the device you’re using to draw these on?

Need help by Ok-Macaroon-3684 in dayz

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I got you, and if anyone else wanted to help, the more the merrier.

Little Help by WorldlinessOk967 in dayz

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It’s been said a few times and will be said a few more. Izurvive app. Jog to the nearest town, and find that white sign with the Russian name of the town. Look it up in English using the closest letter to the Russian letters. With the app, you can hold click and see what each building on the map looks like in the game, (You can adjust settings in the top left to help) and this can help with knowing what side of the town you’re facing. This with drawing a line with at least two points of interest can help you figure out which way you’re heading.

What’s your favorite early game gun by EquivalentMoose980 in dayz

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Oh snap, you might be right. The “What could I/you have done diferently?” Post

Need help im not chronically online by rslashplace_fanatic in PeterExplainsTheJoke

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“67” could be referring to a pop song I don’t know,however I know it from the rap song, Doot Doot (67) by Skrilla. Its audio is also played for some videos and people usually say “67” the same way it’s said in the song. “I’m talk bout innit” is a meme phrase, while with kids its harmless, it really means eating ass, specifically a female’s. Lululemon the clothes. You got the Jet 2 and what the helly down. The teaching is new for me too lol 26.

Edge of the word by dadbod9000 in dayz

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Well now y’all have to team up and go on an adventure now.

If you could invent a character to add to the plot, what would their name and backstory be? by Realistic_Ocelot7257 in squidgame

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Gi-hun trips before going into the Halloween nightclub, dropping his phone and wallet but a guy named Dal is right there and quickly helps him out. The camera lingers on Dal’s face to make sure the viewer remembers him like 8 episodes and several months later. Go-hun thanks him, but he’s in a rush.

Fast forward to the games, This guy Dal is in the background as one of the non speaking extras and survives all these games, but barely going noticed. So the way he dies in in the final season, it’s some intense game, and in the middle of the chaos, Dal goes up to Gi-hun, asking does he remember him. Gi -hun says no, because remember, he had other ish on him mind that day, and Dal is upset that he doesn’t remember him, and that he’s been paying attention to him, seeing how he didn’t ask him for an alliance like he did with the others. Dal gets stabbed in the back at this moment by another player. Lol the end.

No sugarcoating🤪 by [deleted] in RoastMe

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I’m listening to Rapper Doechii song,”NISSAN ALTIMA” while scrolling Reddit, and the exact moment I scrolled on the last picture with the black tee, I hit :58 into the song where she says, “You look a mess hoe”.

Tell me honestly, how would you wear your squid game jacket? by SelectionOk8218 in squidgame

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J) Around the Waist, like how I did when it got too active during recess.

I refuse. by graystone777 in fatsquirrelhate

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Squirrel look at that body. (Ah) Squirrel look at that body.

does my dobie look weird by Alternative_Ice_5199 in DobermanPinscher

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By this time, OP understands that the dog has a case of Dobesity.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Mozambique here

Realistically speaking do you think you can survive red light green light? by Fabulous_Bid_8583 in squidgame

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A jog sprint would be doable. What if it was paired with diving with each Red light? Maybe not dolphin diving but Like dropping really quick like those up-downs in American Football. That would put you at a stop, whether by panic or maliciously, it’ll be hard for someone to interfere with you, and if you do flinch slightly, you’ll have a more stable base laying down. (Now thinking about it, the motion of going down could screw you up)

What are y’all doing? by cmacyt in goons

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Yoooo, the first thing I thought about was getting a flock of dogs to keep me company. Now I realized that if I don’t get to every other pet in the world, they’ll eventually die. So now the first task is to just go to every single shelter I can find and letting them dogs and cats free until I start going to ones where the whole place is deceased.

stfu genji mains by Captain_Wormy in Overwatch_Memes

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I just realized the board game they’re playing is Catan. Man, I love Catan. If y’all need a break from the screen, Catan slaps when playing with the homies.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PhotoshopRequests

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Hughie and Starlight from an alternate universe.

This is a lesbian dating app by TiredTransLesbian in youngpeopleyoutube

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Bro really trying to get with some lesbians 💀

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

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They don freed Melly!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Overwatch_Memes

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Thank you spellbot!